Headphones
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Senor JabbaJohnL
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Headphones
When I'm listening to music, it seems like people just have to strike up a motherfucking conversation. Either do it before I put on the headphones or wait until they come off. I cannot hear you when they are on. Clearly you have nothing important to say. Kindly shut the fuck up and let me listen to my music, since I obviously want to hear that instead of you.
Good day.
Good day.
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Re: Headphones
I'll keep that in mind.
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Senor JabbaJohnL
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Re: Headphones
So, if there's an emergency one of us needs to tell you about, I assume you'd want us to wait to tell you until you're done listening to Queen, right?
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Yeah, what if there is a spider on your head?
"Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery."
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Senor JabbaJohnL
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Re: Headphones
Yes, Queen is more important than spiders.
This rant was inspired by the fact that, in two separate classes, two separate people have taken to talking to me when I'm listening to my stuff. It's never anything remotely important that can't wait 15 fucking minutes.
This rant was inspired by the fact that, in two separate classes, two separate people have taken to talking to me when I'm listening to my stuff. It's never anything remotely important that can't wait 15 fucking minutes.
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Re: Headphones
Wait, aren't you not supposed to be listening to A Kind of Magic during Biology?

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