BUMCAKE

a place to discuss my "ongoing" series of rants and raves on my rants/raves page... so far, it's not too ongoing, but i will probably be adding more soon...

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homeless man
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BUMCAKE

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I was on the train the other night drinking night-train and thinking about this place. I missed it. I havent posted here in awhile, but in this cold winter I managed to sneaked into the library and get locked in for the night. I come to this site and see this shit?

Are you trying to insult me? What the fuck is wrong with you girl? I am homeless and you come here with a name like BUM? Dont you know wen I shit myself and I am on a train, people say it smells like Bumcakes? I demand someone of authority make her change her name to something less insulting to me. God Damned cracker mutha fuckas. You also had to entice me with dead rat pictures? A nigga is hungry bitch. Dont do that shit.
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Ran
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By "train" do you mean passenger train, freight train, or soul train? Just curious.
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there's a little bakery in brooklyn that sells bumcakes for like, $5 each, o yes.
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Does anybody else get a Tyrone Biggums vibe from the Homeless Man?
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o yes
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BumCake
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homeless man wrote: Dont you know wen I shit myself and I am on a train, people say it smells like Bumcakes?
That's funny. When I'm on the bus and I shit myself, people say it smells like homeless man.
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