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New computer

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I got an e-mail from Dell this morning. This computer sounds cool, and I'm wondering if it's a good deal. What do you guys think?
Dell introduces the new RUSK model: for the geek on the go!

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Dell is proud to announce the new Dell RUSK desktop home computer for the enterprising young Captain America fan. Check out these great features!
  • * A whopping 48 kilobytes of RAM! That's enough to hold almost one page of information!
    * Revolutionary anti-spellcheck to ensure you never type in boring old proper English again.
    * Automatically surfs the net and finds the best gay porn for your enjoyment, which is automatically downloaded at 56Kbps for your future perusal on the lovely 6" 64 dpi black and white screen!
    * Store information on standard 60-minute audiocassettes, just like you use to jam to Michael Jackson.
    * The Dell RUSK model also contains wizards to create MySpace pages so that you can find the most virile young boys online.
The new Dell RUSK retails for only $2,499.99 + tax, shipping, and any shame you may have left. Act now, supplies are limited, as the inventor just died of old age.
Does this sound worth it to you guys?
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"Dell - get a Dude" would be the slogan for that pile of shit. Dell Rusk is dumb enough to work all summer to afford one, however, so I'd continue with the marketing plan. Your target audience will love it.
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Post by Boner Mazo »

lol i liek that computr becus of the coler of the tv that comes with it lol it matchs my othr alektroniks in my room liek the recerd playr an atary lol i dont no y u guys are r nmaking fun of it lol is that how much it costs on sayl or is tht teh norml price of it becus i might ask santa claus for it for crismis but i dont want othr kids to be lef out becus he spnet to much on me lol
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wow that is kewl that they naemed a computer after me i should ask them 4 a royal check!! lol!!

none of u have computors named after u, thats because u suck
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Re: New computer

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That a nice computer. When will it be available? We do not have anything like in Kazakhstan. We still access internet by WebTV, and very long cable to Moscow. It is very slow, not like you have in US and A.
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