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[vynsane]

don't forget about the online exclusive "sloth ninja army" army builder four-packs.

[Slimmie]

Word on the street is that the Build-a-figure Grimlock will incorperate a fully functional AM radio & a port for your i-pod.

[kidhuman]

I cant wait for the remainsafetus action figure complete with oozy slime and placenta

[anarky]

Just saw these on rebel's_cum.com:

WAVE 5:

Build-a-figure: Disembodied Voice

Rollo Red
Twiki
OJ Simpson (resculpt)
The Phantom ManAss in Spacesuit
Darth Vader (re-release of ROTS Playskool figure)
Newsbot 2.0

Variants:
Rollos Black, Green, and Orange (repaints of Rollo Red)
Deoxyribonucleic (repaint of OJ Simpson version 2... curious as to how that'll work)

BATTLEPACKS WAVE 1:

The Assassination of Eternal Padawan:
Eternal Padawan (battle-damaged), Zero (new figure), DeckardSmith (kitbash of Seamus O'Doyle and Newsbot 1.0), Rollo Blue (repaint of Rollo Red), Darth Vader

Happy Doosh Day, Ever One!:
Stealth Doctor Douche (repaint), Ghost of Snigtad Flornbi (clear version of earlier figure), Slicker (previous Slicker head on mabudon body), Bizarro Mabudon (repaint of CaptainSolo1138 with Mabudon's head), Darth Vader

The Desert Island:
Jeff Probst (Newsbot body with Diabolical head), Yoda (re-release of ROTS Force Battler Figure), Doctor Doom! (with "Insert Cock Here" tattoo), Bizzaro The Grip (The Grip with new head), Darth Vader

[anarky]

Three OJ Simpson figures (counting the convention exclusive that comes with SweetRain)? That's a bit much.

Also, it looks like they've suddenly developed a hard-on for Darth Vader.

I'm a little pissed about having to not only track down four variations of the new Rollo sculpt, but I have to buy a BattlePack to get the fifth? That's bullshit.

And when the fuck was Bizzaro The Grip on the Desert Island? Unless maybe he'd stopped off to fuck Cobra Commander who, wait, isn't in this fucking battlepack!

I hate Hasbro.

[Ran]

If the Disembodied Voice is disembodied, how does he have a figure?

Personally, I was hoping for a Probst vs. Trebek Showdown 2 Pack. It was rumored over on GalacticHumper.com. For Probst, Hasbro was reusing the body of AOTC Tusken Raider with a POTF2 Han head. The Trebek figure was going to use body of Saga Hoth Han with swinging lightsaber action and the head of the vintage Besping guard.

[Hamster Dance]

De da de do do da dee do DEEEEE da dede DO

De dadedaladadedala da de dala DO

[Diabolical]

Just in case you missed it in the Star Wars Q & A thread:

[Ran]

Just announced at the Toy Fair in Latavia....Antropov in Going to Work attire.

[anarky]

I understand the Metaphysician figure will be made out of pipe cleaners.

[anarky]

I can't believe they made the fucking Jargo figure exclusive to the 12th Annual Atlanta-Area Lego Convention. I will never be able to afford the $0.12 for him.

I hate you, Hasbro. I hate you.

On a plus, did you see the April Fool's gag at Comic-Con? Mrs Funtime, Snarf, BumCake, 2-1B (with Rockin' Deuce variant), and Senor JabbaJohnL with self-fellating gimmick, all of which include pieces to build Captain Funtime (who is normal-sized due to the rising costs of plastic)? I can't believe they'd list all those if they didn't intend to make them soon. They wouldn't do anything that mean-spirited just to piss us off.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Well, they DID end up making Yarna and Willrow Hood from the last April Fools' joke. So hopefully a small plastic version of me will be sucking itself off in no time.

[Rollo Tomassi]

I want a Rockin' Deuce 2-1B variant so bad it hurts. Make this happen Hasbro!

[Diabolical]

I want a Rockin' Deuce 2-1B variant so bad it hurts. Make this happen Hasbro!

Now that you've said it, Hasbro has canceled it, along with the future Rockin' Deuce Trilogy 3 pack.

Thanks.
Ass.

[vynsane]

I want a Rockin' Deuce 2-1B variant so bad it hurts. Make this happen Hasbro!

Now that you've said it, Hasbro has canceled it, along with the future Rockin' Deuce Trilogy 3 pack.

Thanks.
Ass.

and the "rockin' deuce: evolutions" pack.