Investigation into possible... fraud

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Investigation into possible... fraud

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It came to the... attention of the Moderator Terror Squad via private message this morning that one or more of our members may be frauds. Specifically, one Newsbot, who posts quite a bit at toy-related websites, has claimed that our Newsbot is a impostor. We were asked to ban this Newsbot, as use of a commonly-derived name is considered slander in West Virginia.

DR. DOOM! has granted Newsbot a reprieve until we can look into said... matters.

Robin, Swedish Chef, Mario, Shitpiece: we must look into these... serious accusations. If necessary, Newsbot must be banned and/or... crucified in the town square.
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Re: Investigation into possible... fraud

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Blast. It appears the villainous Calendar Man has tampered with the Bat-Calendar. Today is not April Fool's Day. My sincerest apologies... citizens.

Newsbot is an upstanding citizen. Any other fraudulent impersonation of actual persons will not be tolerated. Law enforcement officials nationwide know that this is merely a gateway crime and you'll be robbing the Gotham National Bank within weeks.

I'm watching you... CaptainSolo1138.
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