hAPPY bIRTHDAY, cAPTAINsOLO1138!

[Bizarro The Grin]

mE AND bIZZARO tHE gRIP ARE GOING TO HOLD A REAL WINGDING FOR YOU, MY FRIEND! yEP, A REAL SHEBANG. wE'RE TALKING no holes barred!! yOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT!

hAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
hAPPY bIRTHDAY TO YOU
i KNOW YOU CAN'T ANSWER ME
'cAUSE MY DICK'S IN YOUR MOUTH!

[bIZZARO tHE gRIP]

oH HO HO, FELIZ CUMPLEANOS, mEESTER CAPITAN ESOLO!!!

hAPPY BIRTHDAY A YOU
hAPPY EBIRTHDAY TO YOU
ah JUST MADE ZEE SVEET AMORE TO YOUR PAPA
nOW aH WEEL CUM EN YOUR BACK EDOOR.

tHAT EES GOOD, NO?

[Diabolical]

[Bizarro The Grin]

hEY, cAPPY!

i'VE GOT THE CAR BATTERY AND THE ALLIGATOR CLIPS READY TO ATTACH TO YOUR NIPPLES, SCROTUM, AND ANUS. jUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT.

aND THAT'S A BIG CAKE WE'VE GOT FOR YOU. i WONDER IF MAYBE ANY bIZZAROS ARE GOING TO JUMP OUT OF IT NAKED! i WONDER MORE, THOUGH, WHY THAT ICING IS SO STICKY.

[bIZZARO tHE gRIP]

tHAT NO ES THE ICING. tHAT ES ME ESPICY SALSA MUY MUY FRESCA OUT OF ZEE ASS DEL cAPTAINSOLO'S RUMP! aH NO WANT TO ETELL YOU HOW EET GOT THERE.

[Sleazer]

I hope you have a shitty birthday.

A real dumpfest devoid of any enjoyment.

[Double_G]

Have a cake on me:

[Ran]

Best placement of sprinkles....ever.

[Bizarro The Grin]

I hope you have a shitty birthday.

A real dumpfest devoid of any enjoyment.

iT'LL BE A REAL DUMPFEST, ALL RIGHT! bUT THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF ENJOYMENT, ESPECIALLY FROM bIZZARO tHE gRIP AND i AS WE TAKE TURNS SHITTING INTO EACH OF HIS ORIFICES. aND FROM THE FAMILY OF SQUIRRELS WE'RE RELEASING INTO HIS RECTUM.

Have a cake on me:

nO, HE'S HAVING A CAKE ON me. hE'S EATING IT RIGHT OFF MY BIG, BLACK DICK.

[Sleazer]

Have a cake on me:

That's a really pretty owl cake.

HOOT. HOOT.

[Antropov]

Awwwwwww. You guys are so sweet! BFF! And thanks for the cake. I'll see if Mrs. Mabs can work it into some more pictures.

[Bizarro The Grin]

tHAT WAS AMAZING HOW YOU GUZZLED A QUART OF bACARDI 151 IN BETWEEN BLOWING bIZZARO tHE gRIP AND ME. tHE THROWING UP WASN'T ALL THAT COOL, ESPECIALLY WITH THAT THING IN IT. wHAT WAS IT? nOODLES? cHEETOS? tHE EXTRA-LARGE CONDOM YOU SUCKED COMPLETELY OFF MY BIG, BLACK DICK AN HOUR EARLIER? iN ANY CASE, WE'RE ALL JUST LUCKY THAT bIZZARO tHE gRIP HAS A VOMIT FETISH. hE ATE THAT PUKE UP LIKE IT WAS kRAFT dINNER AND HE WAS A cANUCK!

wE'VE STILL GOT ABOUT FIFTEEN HOURS TO GO, OLD BEAN! aND THERE'S STILL A FEW COMBINATIONS OF EXTREMITIES AND HOLES WE'VE NOT TRIED YET. gET READY FOR THE FATHERFUCKING OF YOUR LIFE!

iS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD QUICKLY HAVE YOUR BRAIN REMOVED FOR AN HOUR OR SO? i'D LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO SKULLFUCK YOU, BUT i UNDERSTAND IT CAN CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE IN THE LIVING. oF COURSE, IF YOU'RE GAME, SO AM i!