Crisis of the Infinite Rollos?

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Crisis of the Infinite Rollos?

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This is getting out of hand.

I was saddened by the murder of Eternal Padawan, but then he showed up, miraculously still alive (and without explanation) as Rollo Red and Rollo Blue. Two sides of the coin, seemingly sharing one mind. I was glad to have him back, and it didn't bother me that he was split into two.

But now there's Rollo Orange, Rollo Green, and Rollo Pink. These don't seem to share a mind with one another or with the first two Rollos. One is clueless, one is flaming, and the third, well, best I can figure, he must come from a parallel universe.

I'm getting tired of the multiple Rollos. A few stupid characters running around is annoying, but liveable. Five Rollo Tomassis is excessive.

Can we get a crossover of some sort to deal with this mess? Or at least to put Spider-Man in a new costume for a few months?
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At least Sambo isn't here as Rollo Black.
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I agree. I'm getting tired of the impostornator Rollos, too.
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I never thought this place would have more Rollos that Jack Sparrows.

The green one seems to be from a parallel universe. I blame someone from DC because the only other time I've the seen parallel universe thing used was on Justice League. And as I said before, try explaining that to a 5 year old girl. She just wanted to see Wonder Woman and Superman for crying out loud.
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I'm sure Rumsfeld is behind this. He's a dick.
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Re: Crisis of the Infinite Rollos?

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Where's that killer that shot eternal asshole? He'd do some good right about now. Hell, I'd settle for O.J.
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