Quote of the day

[kidhuman]

He bought the Endor AT-At and didnt know it had a flip up visor with Jangos head under it. The picture is huge on the box

[vynsane]

I'm pretty sure this place has been thoroughly sprayed in vagina repellent, thus no Ox.

she'd enjoy the "untapped boobie source" topic...

[Antropov]

she'd enjoy the "untapped boobie source" topic...

Oh, good point. I seem to remember a little episode involving black bikini underwear.

[Darth Vader]

Indeed. She could be a powerful ally.

[anarky]

Not sure why, but this quote from DB had me rolling:

I think Max Rebo milks himself.

[Diabolical]

Not sure why, but this quote from DB had me rolling:

I think Max Rebo milks himself.

Thanks. I thought about making it dirtier by saying "I think Max Rebo "milks" himself." but decided against it.

[Diabolical]

Double Post...

Mad props to decadentdave for getting the word "titties" past SSG's autocensor in the same thread.

Nah, those are just some long sagging titties(udders)

And another for Cappy calling it "Maxterbation" (on AIM).

maxturbation is awesome

[Antropov]

Mad props to decadentdave for getting the word "titties" past SSG's autocensor in the same thread.

Too bad that guys a mad douche.

[Double_G]

Double whammy by Rollo and RII

By my reckoning, the recipient of the "gifts" in the '12 Days of Christmas song' by the end of the song has the following inventory.

12 Partridges
12 Pear Trees
12 Drummers
12 Drums
22 Turtle Doves
22 Pipers
22 Pipes(?)
30 French Hens
30 Lords-A-Leaping
36 Calling Birds
36 Ladies Dancing
40 Gold Rings
40 Maids
40 Cows (presumably, unless the Maids were doubling up...)
42 Swans
42 Geese

Which ends up being 140 people, 184 birds, 40 (?) cows, 34 musical instruments, 40 pieces of jewelry, and 12 trees.

What in gods name are you going to do with all that shit? You have to feed the people and the animals, probably hocking the instruments and jewelry to do so, but even then it probably won't suffice, so you go into debt.

That is NOT "True Love" in my book...

Open a grocery store. You have hens, swans, geese, pears, and cows. Those drummers and pipers aren't doing anything since you sold their instruments, hire them as stock boys, clerks, and ranch hands. I'm not sure what you'd do with 1 lord a leaping let alone 30. They sounds kind of gay to me, therefore you pimp them out in San Francisco. Open a strip club for the ladies dancing. Keep one drum and one pipe so the girls have something to dance to.

Then I'd toss the turtle doves and partridges in the back yard and open it to hunters for a small fee.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Bless your heart. I was drinking Coke at the time I read that and now my nose burns from where I snotted it out when I laughed.

Yep, a real douche. A full-on shot of vinegar in the stinky twat, he is.

[Rollo Tomassi]

jj in the "nekked" topic.

[lying]I'm disgusted by the fact that they're playing her off as a sexy little girl type thing, I find that whole approach perverted. [/lying]

The "lying" brackets just killed me. Excellent work.

[vynsane]

pure gold

It's funny, cos I KNOW they're fuckin genuine boner fuel and you'd HAVE to stroke it and feel guilt

[Diabolical]

I found this response to this story on MSN about a Five-Year-Old relative of Davy Crockett killing a bear to be hilarious (especially since it was on MSN):

i shot my first loaded weapon when i was about 12...goodness what a mess it made on my sheets

[Double_Gs Mom]

ReginaldDenny? Boy, you using that ReginaldDenny alias again? I don't know what's worse, you jacking off on yo' sheets when you was twelve, or going on the internets and bragging 'bout it. Boy, how many times I have to tell you, that's nasty?

[anarky]

If you needed proof that Caesar still haunts these pages:

But, I will burn you! :love:

When Luke fired up that pyre he should have said "Burrrrrrrn, got you good!"

Always nice to see a Flornbi reference over there.