Retarded Names for Sith Lords

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:22 am

Okay, I used to have a theory - that the names for Sith Lords were contrived by taking an evil sounding word that starts with "in", then removing that "in" to create the second half of the name. Try to follow along:

Invader = Darth Vader
Insidious = Darth Sidious

Got it? I know they blew it all to hell with Maul, Tyrannus and Plagueis - and I think I know why:

Darth Trepid
Darth Cestuous
Darth Trigued
Darth Visible
Darth Credible
Darth Satiable

Come on, they sound like a bunch of goofs. Any other Darths out there that would fail to make the cut?

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:23 am

Darth Valid
Darth Ept
Darth Stant

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:25 am

Darth Continent
Darth Coherent
Darth Testine (almost surprised that didn't get used, maybe somehwere in the EU)
Darth Genius
Darth Tolerable (also a good one)
Darth Complete
Darth Tense
Darth Cognito (the Brazilian Sith)
Darth Terest
Darth Fant
And last for this contribution Darth Telligble

Post by **vynsane** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:59 am

darth grate
darth side
darth accessible
darth hospitible
darth digo
darth direct
darth sulation
darth sult
darth habitable
darth put
darth nocence

man, i love darth cognito... that's awesome.

i though you were just going with the worst possible names for sith, not with the -"in" forumla...

darth tinkles
darth boobies
darth smile
darth john
darth darth

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:27 am

Yeah, Darth Cognito is funny in the stupidest way- I may have to make a sketch...

And dropping the "In" formula- hmmm....
"darth tinkles" is pretty damn good- I shall have to think of more and post them later on...

Darth Garvey is okay for a start though

Yoda · Post by **Yoda** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:32 am

Darth Tellegent
Darth Law
Darth Compontent
Darth (in)Terstate

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 12:09 pm

They all SUCK. Good thing they ditched the formula, I can see this Sith Lords bored shitless, all looking at their fucking watches waiting to go home.

Useless twats.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 12:56 pm

Darth Ternal Revenue Servise
Darth Dian Reservation
Darth Stant Coffee
Darth Ner Ear Infection

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:26 pm

Breaking the mold, but:

Darth Douche
Darth Paul
Darth Ralph
Darth Baldwin

Yoda · Post by **Yoda** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 12:27 am

Darth Harriet

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:40 am

Darth Board

You see, you hafta put the emphasis on the first syllable. DARTH Board. Get it? Do ya?!

*Does walk of shame (complete with sad Bruce Banner music)*

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:28 pm

Darth Coloring Book

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:31 pm

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 Darth Coloring Book
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You're fuckin' twisted, man.

Darth Animate Object

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:39 pm

Darth the CLown

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:03 pm

Darth Ane (not mine, mind you, but funny)
Darth Carnation
Darth Stance (Mabs???)
Darth Ference
Darth Terference
Darth k
Darth Cluded
Darth Tent (is that one on here already?)