FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Ha ha, you admitted to it! That's like voting for the Green Party! Way to throw away your vote, DemocracyLad!!

I plan on voting for Robin. I knew he had nothing to do with the assassination. You're a good kid.

[Darth Vader]

Was I really the only jackass who voted for Vader?

The force is strong with this one. He shall be awarded.

[The Grin]

Was I really the only jackass who voted for Vader?

The force is strong with this one. He shall be awarded.

What are you going to do? Show him your "lightsaber". He's most likely too smart for that. Then again, he did vote for you, so maybe not, good luck with that. By the way, his mother has swallowed my sword a couple times.

[The Grin]

Now that my name is clear of the murder of Eternal Padawan, and since it is election day in many cities across the United States, I'd appreciate it if all of you that said you would vote for me would come out and vote. I'm only 15 votes or so out of the lead. Thank you, good citizens.

I don't think the people around these parts can respect a moderator that wears green nut huggers. Is there any truth to the rumor that your mom is an acrobat and likes to swing? I can't seem to locate her.

[Aunt Harriet]

Oh, Robin is such a nice young man. He's courteous. And honest. And very energetic! I often hear him and Batman doing vigorous exercises in Batman's room, even though we have an enormous gymnasium on the ground floor. I guess they can't wait to exercise when they get up in the the morning! They must do alot of jumping rope, because I saw Bru...I mean Batman bring a jumprope and a black leather mask into his bedroom. And they were jumping so much rope, poor Robin got tuckered out, because I heard him laughing and saying "No! Stop! Please!"

[Batman]

This cannot be... the real... Aunt Harriet. Robin and I have taken great pains to ensure that our... Secret Bat-Identities remain secret, and she does not know we are... in actually we are millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne and his young ward, Dick... Grayson.

Oh dear. I just said too much... didn't I?

Mr... Didio, can I get a retcon, please?

[Zero]

ASS CLOWN.

YOU ARE AWARE THAT YOU'VE HAD PUBLISHED ADVENTURES FOR DAMN NEAR SEVENTY YEARS? YOU'VE HAD TV SHOWS, CARTOONS, VIDEO GAMES, FEATURE FILMS AND NOVELIZATIONS. YOU'VE HAD THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE DO DISSERTATIONS FOR COLLEGE ON YOUR PSYCHOSIS.

EVEYBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE.

AND THAT YOU'RE GAY AS A MAYPOLE.

ALL HAIL DOUCHE!

[Ran]

Does that mean you're going to replace Burt Ward with Chris O'Donnell?

[Robin]

Really, fellas. Time is running out in the poll, so it would be nice if those of you that pledged your votes would select me.

[GNT]

I wanted to be a Moderator as well...

What can I say,god gave me a skill!

[Zero]

WHEN DOES THIS FUCKING POLL END?

I WANT TO CHANGE MY VOTE. I WANT TO VOTE FOR THE OTHER GUY.

[Oliver Stone]

YOU NEED TO REALIZE WHY ALL THOSE LITTLE GIRLS WERE MURDERED. IT'S ALL CONNECTED. THE KILLER IS WORKING WITH ONE OF THE MODERATOR NOMINEES. THOSE GIRLS WERE ALL GOING TO VOTE FOR THE SAME PERSON AND UPSET THE POLLS. AND THE KILLER COULDN'T HAVE THAT. SO HE GOT THAT FOOTBALL GUY TO KILL THEM. AND THAT BILL FREMORE CHAP TOO. YOU'RE LOOKING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WRITERS STRIKE. AND RESIDUALS.

AND McG. I'M SURE HE'S INVOLVED IN THIS TOO. PUNK BITCH WANNABE...

IT'S ALL TRUE. OPEN YOUR EYES.

[Ran]

Wasn't GNT killed by Doomsday?

[Alex Trebek]

Oh hell no. There is no way I can lose to a dead candidate. I'm not Ashcroft.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Trebek and Grin are in a dead heat. I think the only way to settle this is


THUNDERDOME!