"Fat" chicks.

[Eternal Padawan]

First off, I would like to play with Mandy Moore's dirty pillows as a full time job.

Second. The penis-anemone pic? In a word: disturbing.

Posting it twice? Fuck all y'all...

Thirdly? Again, Mandy has delicious tatas.

[vynsane]

Whoever the hell this is

that's gotta be photoshopped. she looks the way Meryl Streeps's skeleton would look if you made it smile and walk around the party being extra nice to everyone.

Second. The penis-anemone pic? In a word: disturbing.

Posting it twice? Fuck all y'all...

taken care of. for now.

[Antropov]

Good rant, RB. I still love WWTDD because, above all else, it's one of the most clever sites in terms of ripping celebutards new assholes. But they've got an extremely warped perception of "fat". The only redeeming quality is that if you go in and read the comments, they sound pretty much like this thread. Everyone wonders what pictures he is looking at when he does the write up, since it very obviously isn't the one that was posted with the story.

[Diabolical]

WWTDD is at it agian...
In not so many words they are calling Brooke Hogan fat and ugly.

The real question haunting the experts about these two is, would you bang their daughter? Here she is over the weekend at a pool near Miami Beach. I'm not sure what madman convinced a girl this thick to wear horizontal stripes, but I'm assuming he's gay and his mom beat him with a pool cue and now he hates women. In the mom's defense, I now would also like to beat him with a pool cue. Brooke Hogan is to sex what donkeys are to field goal kicking. I'm sure they could both technically do the job, but there has to be some better options out there somewhere.

I really don't think she super hot or anything, but I'd hit that shit hard.

[anarky]

Okay, I'm trying to see any one part of her body with even an ounce of fat on it. Her upper thighs are a little on the big side, compared to most anorexic models you see, but they look well-proportioned and there's no cellulite. I don't think she qualifies as even "slightly overweight but not noticeably."

I'm wagering this guy doesn't get laid often. As in ever. He has that sort of ridiculously impossible standard that comes from looking at a lot of airbrushed pics in Playboy rather than seeing actual women without their clothes on.

Here's a chick he'll like. (The one in the middle. The one on the left is way too fat for him.)

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Plus, isn't she like 17 anyway? Dude's kind of a pedophile, then. Or not, since he doesn't want to fuck her. But still.

[Disembodied Voice]

Nobody likes fat chicks. Weeee!!!

[Antropov]

Brooke Hogan is to sex what donkeys are to field goal kicking. I'm sure they could both technically do the job, but there has to be some better options out there somewhere.

Its funny 'cause its true!

[Rollo Tomassi]

If I was at the local pool and Brooke Hogan was parading around like that, I would be ogling her unapolegetically. And so would you. And if you say different, you're A. Lying or B. Gay.

[Antropov]

No, I'd be checking her out as well. But if I had my druthers I'd screw a chimpanzee (bonus points go to who knows where that's from). I think she's actually a bit too big and "manly". That's not to say she's fat, its simply a matter of genetics.

[anarky]

It's from "DMV," by Primus. Also quoted humorously on Beavis and Butt-Head.

Can I trade in my bonus points for a blowjob from your avatar?

[Antropov]

"Let's get some 'druthers'."

Bonus points may be exchanged for hot man-on-avatar sex once the required amount has been accrued. Kelly Clarkson's current going price is 150 bonus points plus a bag of Chili Cheese Fritos.

[anarky]

And identifying the Primus reference was worth 151 points, right? Woo hoo!

But let me clarify one thing: if you were single and unattached, and the opportunity presented itself, you wouldn't fuck Brooke's brains out, if only to say that you made it with the fruit of the Hulkster's loins?

[Antropov]

And identifying the Primus reference was worth 151 points, right? Woo hoo!

Sure, why the hell not. I expect your tale of adventure to be relayed, though.

But let me clarify one thing: if you were single and unattached, and the opportunity presented itself, you wouldn't fuck Brooke's brains out, if only to say that you made it with the fruit of the Hulkster's loins?

I absolutely would. Then I'd have my way with the Iron Sheik's harem.

[Double_G]

I absolutely would. Then I'd have my way with the Iron Sheik's harem.

I'm not so sure this guy had many good looking girls in his harem.



But as for Brooke Hogan, I'd flat-out pulverize that ass.