Reassurances

[Condoleeza Rice]

I would like to take a moment to reassure all members of the vynsane.com forums that there is absolutely no threat presented by any so-called Minions of Douche, Scions of Douche, or Legions of Douche. I base this upon a document prepared for us recently entitled, "Minions, Scions, and Legions of Douche Determined to Strike vynsane.com." Said document is merely an historical anecdote, and full of whimsy.

The real threat lies in terrorists. They're everywhere! If you're not careful, they might put AIDS in your cereal. Won't that be horrible, when you eat a bowl of Corn Flakes and then Osama knocks on your door and says, "Ha ha! I put AIDS in your cereal"?

Terrorists are also behind the WGA strike. Those WGA members are only frontmen for Al Qaeda, and they're undermining our society by depriving us of Two and a Half Men. Devious!

Osama is everywhere. He's in your backyard, peeing on your flowers. He's at the mall, buying all the underwear in your size. He's at the grocery store, taking bites out of all the apples. He's even in your car, filthying up your air filter. But we don't know where he is, and it's not important. All you need to know is this: Whenever you even think of voting Democratic, the terrorists eat a baby somewhere in upstate New York. You don't want that, do you?

Just be afraid. Be very afraid. But not of anyone linked to this fictitious Doctor Douche character, who has never put forth any nefarious but indistinct plans for forum domination.

We also have evidence that Twiki is really the futuristic version of that fat, lying bastard Michael Moore.

[vynsane]

Osama is everywhere.

like god?

He's in your backyard, peeing on your flowers. He's at the mall, buying all the underwear in your size. He's at the grocery store, taking bites out of all the apples. He's even in your car, filthying up your air filter.

anyone getting a mind-picture of those cat images that were like "i'm in ur drawerz, eatin' ur underwarez" thing, except with osama?

"i'm in ur flowerbed, peeeein' on ur pansies"

All you need to know is this: Whenever you even think of voting Democratic, the terrorists eat a baby somewhere in upstate New York. You don't want that, do you?

man, i live there - listen to the woman. i've had to grab my daughter out of the hungry maw of more than one terrorist.

[vynsane]

[DeadEye]

I can't speak for the Legions or Minions, but the Scions are here to wreak a little hell.

[Ran]

He was in a sandwich until Hasbro secretly caught him. Now he's an action figure:

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Naw, that sculpting is too good for Hasbro.

[shroba fett]

I got all excited and showed my brother that picture and my brother said that wasn't a real GIJOE figure because it has a different name and thats just a picture of that guy that blew up those buildings. But I think I have that cannon from another guy. it isn't Star Wars but I have a lot of Star Wars figures. I really like CloneTroopers. I wish they would make more different clone troopers like the ones that were on thet weird forest planet and the other guys that were orange, but not that one guy that was with Obi-Wan and then those other guys that were on the fire planet. My brother says it's just aploy by George Lucas to get me to buy more toys, but I told him Goerge Lucas wouldn't do that h elikes kids buying his toys. he made up Star Wars all by himself and he made the first movie without any help from anybody. it said so on the this show that they made about how they made the very first movie like a billion years ago. George Lucas is kewl!! I bet hes Darth Vader under his helmet!!

[Antropov]

God bless the LOLcat Builder.