Her vag seems giant

[Bizarro The Grin]

i CAN'T SPEAK FOR dOUBLE_g'S MOM, BUT HIS DAD'S ASSHOLE IS GINORMOUS. oNE TIME, THERE WEREN'T ANY PARKING SPACES IN FRONT, SO i JUST PULLED MY hUMMER INTO HIS ASS. aND THERE WAS PLENTY OF ROOM TO SPARE. iT ACTUALLY MADE HIS HOLE TIGHT ENOUGH SO THAT I COULD GET OFF WITHOUT FANTASIZING ABOUT rOLLO tOMASSI'S DAD, LIKE i NORMALLY HAVE TO. dOUBLE_g, YOU MIGHT WANT TO SUGGEST TO YOUR DAD THAT HE GET CORRECTIVE SURGERY. i THINK HE COULD PASS AN 18-WHEELER AND THINK IT WAS JUST A FART.

[Troopersmo]

BTW, KIDHUMAN SAID YOUR MOM AIN'T LOOSE, BUT SHE AIN'T EXACTLY TIGHT NEITHER.

she not loose because I can fit my cock in snuggly, but she isnt tight because I stick my feet in there and pull her up to cover me like a sleeping bag

holy fuck. Thats comedy gold. I should know better to try to read these posts while eating.

*goes to grab windex*

[Rollo Tomassi]

Well, if you posted here more than once every six months or so, you'd build up an immunity to that kind of thing and not inhale dinner through your nose.

[Troopersmo]

Well, if you posted here more than once every six months or so, you'd build up an immunity to that kind of thing and not inhale dinner through your nose.

and ruin a perfectly good track record of being a non poster?? Are you out of your fucking mind?? You cant make me..


besides.. inhaling dinner isnt the only thing I put through this nose.. MY FINGER gets alot of that action..

[Darth Vader]

The contents of your nostril are insignificant compared to the Dark Side of the Force.

[Negative Boy]

You know who else has a giant vag? Mrs. bIZARRO tHE gRIN. I can't understand why, since it never gets any attention. I mean, JJReason gave her a shot out of pity, but other than that, she's been pretty dry. I just can't fathom why she's so flappy.

[Bizarro The Grin]

hEY!!

yOU LEAVE MY WIFE OUT OF THIS, YOU GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKER, OR i'LL PUT ON A SANDPAPER CONDOM THE NEXT TIME i FUCK YOUR DAD'S CORNHOLE!

rAT BASTARD MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKER SON OF A WHORE.

[anarky]

Bizarro the Grin... wife...?

WTF?

I guess you learn something new every day.

[Double Gs Daddy]

i CAN'T SPEAK FOR dOUBLE_g'S MOM, BUT HIS DAD'S ASSHOLE IS GINORMOUS. oNE TIME, THERE WEREN'T ANY PARKING SPACES IN FRONT, SO i JUST PULLED MY hUMMER INTO HIS ASS. aND THERE WAS PLENTY OF ROOM TO SPARE. iT ACTUALLY MADE HIS HOLE TIGHT ENOUGH SO THAT I COULD GET OFF WITHOUT FANTASIZING ABOUT rOLLO tOMASSI'S DAD, LIKE i NORMALLY HAVE TO. dOUBLE_g, YOU MIGHT WANT TO SUGGEST TO YOUR DAD THAT HE GET CORRECTIVE SURGERY. i THINK HE COULD PASS AN 18-WHEELER AND THINK IT WAS JUST A FART.

SHEEE-OOT! I DIN'T RECUGNIZE YUH WIFOUT YER TEETH IN. YA KNOW I LIKES IT WHEN BIZARRO THE GRIN DROOLS ON MY DICK. AND THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN HIS FACE WAS BURIED IN THE PILLOW, I THOGHT YUH WAS JUST JOKIN ABOUT ME STOPPIN. I GUESS I GIT CARRIED AWAY SUMTIMES. I HOPR YUR FEELIN BETTER CUZ I WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER GO AGIN TONIGHT.

[Bizarro The Grin]

yEAH, i'M MARRIED. aLL THIS FATHERFUCKING STUFF IS JUST MY NINE-TO-FIVE JOB. wHEN i'M DONE FUCKING FATHERS, i GO HOME TO HAVE A BEER AND WATCH lOST AND ENJOY SOME OF MY WIFE'S GREAT DOWN-HOME COOKING.

oF COURSE, OUR MARRIAGE IS ONLY RECOGNIZED IN mASSACHUSETTS AND hAWAII. hIS NAME IS bERNIE, AND WE MET AT A BOWLING ALLEY. i WALKED IN TO FUCK mABUDON'S DAD, AND bERNIE WAS STANDING THERE IN A WEDDING DRESS FOR SOME REASON HE'S NEVER TOLD ME, AND HE SAID, "hEY, WANNA GET MARRIED." i SAID YES, AND THE REST IS HISTORY.

nOTHING PERSONAL, BUT HE'S A BETTER LOVER THAN ANY OF YOUR FATHERS.