Superheroes you're not likely to see

anything that don't fit under any other category...like your mothers fat ass

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Superheroes you're not likely to see

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The Tampon
Herniator
Whitey
Shit Eating Grin
Scrotum-Man
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Pissboy and shit girl
The Juggler
Stank-man
The Butcher
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The Erectile Dysfuntionator (The only hero on the block that can't give anyone a hard time!!!!!!)

Piss Ant (Not only is he a pissant, he's a piss colored ant!!!)

GynoGirl and her sidekick, Wartitia.
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Shite
The Arse
Fidget
Reamer
Dumpz
madman
bacon
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MADDY!!!
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I'm not trying to sound homophobic, but how about Fagabond? Possibly with a sidekick named Buttbuddy.
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Buttbuddy might as well be the childhood Syndrome character from Incredibles, perfectly cast right there, and they could use Bob Parr but voiced by Harvey Fierstein as the lead.

After watching Jerry Springer last night for 10 guilty minutes, I think Boob Man might be a sad protagonist - a guy with HUGE boobs and the battles he fights not only against evil - but against the jeering teenagers he has to put up with everytime his huge manboobs jiggle and are seen by the public.
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