Fun facts for JabbaJohnL

[anarky]

I don't like Bob Marley in the first place, but hearing him on a modern rock station (which happens often here) is just stupid - he's not modern, he's not rock, get him off my radio.

Jamaica Bob responding in three, two, one....

[Jamaica Bob]

Fuck, it made ME feel old.

I don't like Bob Marley in the first place, but hearing him on a modern rock station (which happens often here) is just stupid - he's not modern, he's not rock, get him off my radio.

Excuse me while I light my spliff. Good God I gotta take a lift...

Hey, Mon. Every man gotta right to decide his own destiny. My music fights against the system that teaches to live and die. When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. It also makes the music much much betta.

[Double_G]

Back in the old days, all action cartoons (except GIJoe for some reason) had to have at least goofy childlike character for comic relief, as the companies thought kids would identify more with such characters. Trouble is, most of them wound up being hated. That's why we have Bumblebee, Chip, Pidge, Copper Kid, Scooter, Wheelie, Spike, Daniel, Glomer, Scrappy-Doo, that fucking retarded kid with a mohawk who hung out with Mr T, and Snarf.

You forgot Wilykit and Wilykat, who I thought were even gayer than Snarf.

[anarky]

I've blocked them from memory, and would appreciate it if you and Snarf stop bringing them up.

[Diabolical]

I hear they've been living with the Wonder Twins in dual gay relationships the last few years.

[Double_G]

What about these fuckers from the Super Friends?

[anarky]

Eh, the Wonder Twins out-suck Wendy and Whatshisname any day. And that's saying a lot.

I still feel sort of dirty for looking up Punky Brewster on IMDB to find out the name of that stupid magic rodent. That show was so unconnected to the live-action one, I wonder why they didn't try a cartoon based on The Cosby Show where Dr Huxtable is a ghostbusting cyborg and his kids are all accountants at the Pentagon.

[Ran]

What about these fuckers from the Super Friends?

That would be Wendy, Marvin, and Wonderdog as I mentioned earlier.

****WARNING: INCOMING REPRESSED MEMORY****

I actually had a Super Friends pillowcase when I was 5 or 6. It was white, and had SUPER FRIENDS in that cheesy 70s red and white 3D letterin. It was sort of a group shot. Superman was in the middle and Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Aquaman, Hawk Man, and some others were there. Towards one end, they snuck in Wendy, Marvin, and the dog.

****END OF REPRESSED MEMORY****

[anarky]

Why did they feel the need to include kids who always got into trouble WHEN THEY ALREADY HAD FUCKING ROBIN?

BTW, do you remember the episode where Batman pinches Wendy's nipple and says, "It'll be our little Bat-secret"?

[vynsane]

I wonder why they didn't try a cartoon based on The Cosby Show where Dr Huxtable is a ghostbusting cyborg and his kids are all accountants at the Pentagon.

now THAT'S a concept!

[Agent Mulder]

I wonder why they didn't try a cartoon based on The Cosby Show where Dr Huxtable is a ghostbusting cyborg and his kids are all accountants at the Pentagon.

They did. In fact, there were five full lenght feature films. The films were named Leonard: Parts 1-5, but were never released. It is all part of an elaborate conspiracy.

[Oliver Stone]

IT'S TRUE PEOPLE. THAT IS TRUE. THEY MADE THOSE MOVIES. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MAKE YOU THINK ONE THING WHEN THEY ARE DOING ANOTHER.

DON'T FALL FOR IT. UNDERSTAND.

IT'S ALL TRUE. EVERYTHING HE SAID IS TRUE.

[anarky]

Oh, Lord....

[Ran]

IT'S TRUE PEOPLE. THAT IS TRUE. THEY MADE THOSE MOVIES. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MAKE YOU THINK ONE THING WHEN THEY ARE DOING ANOTHER.

DON'T FALL FOR IT. UNDERSTAND.

IT'S ALL TRUE. EVERYTHING HE SAID IS TRUE.

Right. How many facts did you change when you made JFK?

[anarky]

Yeah, John F Kennedy was never accompanied by the rousing score of John Williams. You phony!!