True Quotes

Mister Roboto · Post by **Mister Roboto** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:10 pm

"You have no idea who I am." --Anonymous

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:11 pm

"I'm Kilroy"

--Styx

Zero · Post by **Zero** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:13 pm

"We'll be right back after these messages."

-- T.V. Announcer

Negative Boy · Post by **Negative Boy** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:15 pm

"You're ugly."

--Double_G, to his prom date.

Seamus ODoyle · Post by **Seamus ODoyle** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:17 pm

"Oi'll have another pint."

--Me. Every night. Down t'the pub.

Double_G · Post by **Double_G** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:22 pm

Negative Boy wrote:"You're ugly."

--Double_G, to his prom date.

Yeah, your sister was a real dog. But she was a tiger in the sack, let me tell you.

Here's a true quote:

"Madam, I am drunk. But in the morning, I will be sober, and you shall still be ugly."

--Winston Churchill

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:17 am

"Go fuck yourself" - me to people I dont like and 30% of people I do like

Twiki · Post by **Twiki** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:27 pm

kidhuman wrote:"Go fuck yourself" - me to people I dont like and 30% of people I do like

You stole that from me.


Kidhuman can go fuck himself.

Rollo Tomassi · Post by **Rollo Tomassi** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:53 pm

"Only YOU can prevent forest fires."

--Smokey the Bear

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:02 pm

"Roley poley fish heads are never seen in Italian restaurants drinking cappuccino with Oriental women. Yeah!"

-Barnes & Barnes

the vynsane asylum