Da best a fucking toys ever made

[Luigi]

Thats a right, the best a toys ever a fuckin made

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[kidhuman]

You're gay

[Zero]

TWIKI'S MOM IS THE BEST TOY EVER MADE.



BURN FAIRY BOT.

[Zero]

TWIKI'S MOM HAS OUTMODED BETA SOFTWARE.

[Zero]

TWIKI'S MOM IS

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TWIKI'S MOM IS



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TWIKI'S MOM PROCESSED BYTES WITH VAACUUM TUBES.

[Luigi]

No a Twiggy's mama, Mario and Luigis toys. Best a ever a made

[Capt. Jack Sparrow]

You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?

[Luigi]

You call a Luigi a eunuch? I a slappa you with my big a dick. I will a show you da Italian Sausage

[Mario]

I never got-a no royalties on-a dose toys! Mamma Mia! I'm-a gonna sue!

[Luigi]

We a gotta a da royalties already a MArio. We went to a Can-a-cun and humpeded a the Mexicana whoras and drank all a da Tequila.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Here is the best toy ever.

[anarky]

That was from the short-lived line in the 90s that gave us the pretty kickass Knightquest Batman, right?

[RoIIo Tomassi]

It was indeed.

They have new versions of Red/Blue coming out in Mattel's new DC Super-Heroes line. I believe they are in the second wave, spring 2008.

[anarky]

Nothing personal, Rollo Blue, but why?

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Why what?

Oh, why are they making new Super Red and Blue? Probably because Mattel has already made every other Superman costume they could possibly imagine in the last three years in the Superman and Batman waves.

And since they still need "name" characters in each wave, (who the hell is going to get excited about Big Barda, or Monsieur Mallah and the Brain? Really, DC, you need to get some less gay characters in your books...) they dug into the well and found Red/Blue.

I bet their primary color-ness will be a big hit with children.