Things you have never done

[kidhuman]

Serious topic;

Flown on a plane.
Been to the West Coast
Been to any sporting event that wasnt on a professional level(College, HS)
Roller Bladed


Probably a few more, but cant think of them right now.

[Zero]

Left the country
Had a cavity
Been to the East Coast (farthest east I've made it is Ohio)
Had a single drop of alcohol
Smoked a cigarette
Done any drugs
Been in a menage(dammit!)
Scuba dived
Surfed
Blown a bubble with bubblegum.

[Ran]

Had a single drop of alcohol
Smoked a cigarette
Done any drugs
Been in a menage(dammit!)
Scuba dived

Me neither. (I attempted to surf once, so I took it off the list). I also,

Never been to Africa or Australia
Watched an entire episode of Survivor or Big Brother
Gambled at one of the table games in a casino
Seen Gone with the Wind
Read War and Peace
TP'ed someone's house
Been accused of having a lovely singing voice

[kidhuman]

Never been out of the country either
Scuba Dived
Took a cruise somewhere
Been to Disneyland/world
Carjacked someone

[Zero]

I didn't hit Disney until my 28th birthday.
Never been on a cruise either.
Never been to Mardi Gras
Never been to a pro football, basketball, or hockey game. (saw the Dodgers play last fall)
Never seen a "big" parade (ie Macy's, Rose Bowl etc)
Never took part in Detroit's "Devil's Night" mass arson festival

[anarky]

Well, I've never been to Spain, but I kinda like the music. They say the ladies are insane there, and they sho' know how to use it. Know how to use it, they don't abuse it, I can't refuse it, oh no.

[Bizarro The Grin]

oUT OF THE FOLKS WHO'VE POSTED HERE, NOBODY.

i'VE NOT DONE A FEW FOLKS HERE, BUT LOOK FORWARD TO BUTTBANGING THEM ALL ONE DAY.

[The Grip]

I have nevair focked your mothair on a day zat does not end en "Y."

[Swedish Chef]

Id neeber gund der reeyo.
Id neeber tastee der sharkee.
Id neeber porkie duun treeplie.
Id neeber sawn der pigee in de showee.
Id neeber gen der checkee fruum der mailee.
Id neeber sawn der roree boreelees in der Artikee.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

I've never left the country.
I've never gotten laid.
I've never voted in a presidential election.
I've never had any alcohol, drugs, or tobacco products.
I've never performed autofellatio.

Wait . . .

[anarky]

Well, Colorado is adjacent to Nevada, right? I mean, except for Utah, which doesn't count. You could save up a few thousand dollars and go to the Bunny Ranch and then we could all watch you fucking some butterfaced hooker on TV.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Why would you all want to watch that?

[anarky]

I'm sure Double_G would tape it and watch it over and over while he masturbates to it.

[Rouge II]

Why would you all want to watch that?

Shit, I'd get HBO just to see that! Maybe you can bring one of your friends, and you can all stay at my place. I have some crotchless panties that I bet you'd look good in. Ooh, I'm all a-tingle just thinking about it. I'm going to be picturing your head on Emilio's body when I sneak out tonight for some good old fashioned butt sex.

[anarky]

Ewww.