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NEW YORK - Put away your assumptions about Macaulay Culkin. The former child star's girlfriend says he's a homebody. Culkin, star of the 1990 comedy "Home Alone," has been dating actress Mila Kunis for nearly six years; Kunis, who co-starred on TV's "That 70's Show," says they make a low-key couple.

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"We enjoy each other's company," the 24-year-old actress says in an interview on Parade.com. "We like to read books or play video games or watch TV or go to the movies. And he's an amazing cook. He makes dinner every night."

Culkin made headlines several years ago when he was arrested in Oklahoma City on misdemeanor charges of possessing medication without a prescription and marijuana. He later pleaded guilty and was given a deferred sentence.

Kunis says Culkin, now 27, is more mature than people might think.

"He's an amazing, simple guy, who is probably the most brilliant person I've ever met," Kunis gushes. "He's so, so smart and so aware and so kind and so sweet. Unfortunately, that's not what people want him to be, so they write stuff."

Kunis says journalists misconstrue facts — or "just make stuff up" — about their relationship.

"At one point, they were like, 'Seen shopping in Beverly Hills for engagement rings,'" she says. "We were in Japan working. What is wrong with these people?"

Kunis, who recently appeared in the film "Moving McAllister," will next be seen in the upcoming comedy "Forgetting Sarah Marshall." She portrayed princessy Jackie Burkhart for eight years on "That 70's Show," where her brunette beauty was prominently on display.

But Kunis is no girly girl.

"Listen, I am such a nerd," she says. "I'm not one of those girls that goes, 'Ha, ha, hee, hee. I'm a nerd.' No, no, no — my brain mentality is the same as a 12-year-old little boy. The video games that I play, the things that I like to watch — I'm a Trekkie."
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When I saw this thread, I was hoping to find a link to some "private photos" similar to that other thread about the chick from the disney movie. How dissapointing.
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I admit it: Mila Kunis was once an important figure in the spank bank. But then she fucked the kid from Home Alone. Now she's like Cameron Diaz after she let Justin Timbershit put his hoohoodilly in her chacha: damaged goods.
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i watched "the mask" the other day and was like "huh... remember when cameron diaz was hot... and then she made a second movie?"

is mila kunis the chick from "that 70's show"? i'd take the red-headed amazon over her any day.
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anarky wrote:I admit it: Mila Kunis was once an important figure in the spank bank. But then she fucked the kid from Home Alone. Now she's like Cameron Diaz after she let Justin Timbershit put his hoohoodilly in her chacha: damaged goods.
Before this thread, I didn't know of either situation. I only saw a couple episodes of the 70's show and wasn't quite positive Ms. Kunis was legal. I'd go with the red head, too.

Cameron Diaz's looks have been going downhill since The Mask. Its been so long since I've seen The Mask, I'm wondering if she was as hot in that movie as I think she was.
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Yes, she was Jackie, who was really cute until she opened her mouth. (And, on Family Guy, we just hear her as Meg, which is the worst possible deal.)

Laura Prepon was the redhead (Donna)... until some idiot producer decided to simultaneously make her shorter than Eric (and never explained it, whereas in the funny early seasons they would've made a joke about it) and blonde. She wasn't nearly as hot as a blonde.

I think I've said before: Cameron Diaz gets progressively uglier with every movie. In The Mask, she was possibly the hottest woman on Earth. She is now only slightly more boneable than Yakov Smirnoff. (And that's only because Yakov would be making unfunny jokes about Soviet Russia the whole time.)
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Cameron Diaz then:
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Cameron Diaz now:
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And that isn't even the worst picture of her...
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You really didn't have to post a current picture to illustrate the point. We all know how disgusting she is now. All you've done is make us lose our collective lunches.

That first picture, though, GOD DAMN!!!
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I don't remember Cameron Diaz looking that ugly in "Charlie's Angels". (Not that I saw it, of course. :oops:)

About the Kunis thing, did Newsbot add this:
But Kunis is no girly girl.

"Listen, I am such a nerd," she says. "I'm not one of those girls that goes, 'Ha, ha, hee, hee. I'm a nerd.' No, no, no — my brain mentality is the same as a 12-year-old little boy. The video games that I play, the things that I like to watch — I'm a Trekkie."
or did she actually say that? Because that sounds like something she'd say.
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I just read the story on Yahoo to check (damn you!), and it wasn't editorialized by the fake Newsbot.
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