Star Wars prequels kinda blow

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Except for Barris Offee.

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Jesusfuck, I'd tap that ass.
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Aayla Secura's hotter.

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Barriss seems to have that tight-poon virgin thing going for her. Aayla's definitely been around the block ten or twelve times.
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There's a Boobie Blog . . . and I'm just now finding about it?

But anyway, blue chicks are hotter than slightly greenish chicks.
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anarky wrote:Barriss seems to have that tight-poon virgin thing going for her. Aayla's definitely been around the block ten or twelve times.
True, but just look at those abs...

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Plus, Amy Allen is insanely hot.

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Hey, I ain't saying I wouldn't tap Aayla's ass, either. Or Padme's, before she gets all fucking porky in ROTS. Why do people want to make Natalie Portman pregnant in movies? I mean, wanting to make her pregnant in reality is quite natural, but why is she fucking preggers with her big fucking preggers belly in all these movies? I want some Portman titty to drool over, goddammit!!
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You know Yoda was having three-way fuckfests with Barriss and Aayla at the same time. Fuck, I would, if I had the power to kick either one out of the fucking Order.
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Amy Allen is gorgeous. Has she done any underwear shots or b-movies with sex or anything else worth noting?
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According to IMDB, she hasn't acted in any other films other than the prequels

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'Cause she's not an actress. She was an ILM employee of some sort. Seriously.

And now she doesn't have to work another day at ILM because fanboys pay her $25 a pop for her autograph.

Oh, to be an incredibly hot woman. You can get paid just for being hot, and masturbate while staring at your own boobs.
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Yoda sounds like Elmo's friend Grover. Elmo also thinks that Yoda sounds like he ate something really yummy and can't wait to tell everyone about it.
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Once Star Wars becomes Public Domain in the year 2052, there begins a steady stream of reimaginings and homages by all the greatest directors in the world.  Star Wars is the most remade movie in the history of film.  But before that, George Lucas breaks his own promise and makes ten more Star Wars movies.  Some are based on ancialliary material such as novels and comics and video games, but six of them are entirely new.  They range from pathetic to quite brilliant.  The final "trilogy" is entirely CG, even the voices and sound FX.
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I think the Star Wars movies were great! I like how everything from the first three movies tied into the others. Like Chewbacca knowing Yoda. And Darth Vader building C-3PO. And Luke's mom owning R2-D2 and then Luke buying him later on. And Lando shaving his head and time traveling back in time to become a Jedi. That would be so cool! And Darth vader winning a race with Jabba the Hutt and then Liea killing Jabba latyer on even though he didn't know it was her dad who had won that race all those years ago. My brother said that that little kid at the race with Anankin was in a book later on and he helped Han Solo and Princess Liea do soomething cool! That's so awesome. Is that true what Mr. Twiki said about lots of Star Wars movies being made? I can't wait to tell my brother! He will be so mad that I know something about Star Wars that he doesn't!
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If the best thing about the Prequels you can come up with is some low level programmer George Lucas blew a load all over and then gave her a role in his movie so he could spank it to her footage in the editing bay, you have got some serioous problems. She's like an ugly version of Hillary Swank. And since Hillary Swank is one of the top ten fugliest bitches alive, that's some serious fuggage. Untold hours and hours of great filmmaking out there from people like Truffaut and Goddard and Reifenstahl and Caprice, and you faggots waste all this time discussing some of the crummiest celluloid to be regurgitated since the dawn of film. You'd be more intellectually stimulated discussing the Socio Political innuendo of CreamPie Cravers 6.

Fuck your goddamn prequels and the jackasses that made them.
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Negative Boy wrote:You'd be more intellectually stimulated discussing the Socio Political innuendo of CreamPie Cravers 6.
it's funny, but actually if you look at rocco hugeloin's "accidental" internal cumshot with vanessa von chesterton to signify the invasion of iraq by american forces, and how this act was against the will of vanessa's partner, summer lovin, you can really draw some stunning parallels... like how colin powell was in charge of both invasions.
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