Anyone Else Get an Emergency Transmission from Rollo?

[Zero]

Robin's the traitor?











ROBIN KILLED ETERNAL PADAWAN?!?!

[The Tick]

I searched through the archives and found this Rollo person. He appears to be some sort of earth-2 version of EP, but his only two posts are quite peculiar...

FUNNY GIRL HAS THE ANSWER.

Is this a reference to the Ms Teen USA map girl? Dell Rusk's cum dumpster, Amy? Calamity Jane? Sweetrain? I can't quite put my finger on it. And the answer to what? Boggling.

THE TRAITOR IS AMONG YOU.


BEWARE THE RED LETTERS.

I'm not sure what this one means. Traitor? Red Letters?

Mysteries abound.

[Zero]

It all makes sense now.

Certainly Batman! I was asleep. The murder took place after my 9pm bedtime. Just like you always say, "Even crimefighters need their sleep."

Do you expect us to believe a crimefighter predicated on using the night and shadows isn't out patrolling all night long? What do you take us for? A bunch of fools?


J'accuse!!!!

[kidhuman]

Admit it Robin, you did it because EP was standing in your way of Mod-hood.


Put the Bat-cuffs on his ass and not for kinky sex this time caped crusader

[Robin]

Honest, fellas. I would never do such a thing. To prove it, I'm going to get to the bottom of this case myself!

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Has anybody else seen The Departed?

Yeah, this is kinda like that.

[kidhuman]

Honest, fellas. I would never do such a thing. To prove it, I'm going to get to the bottom of this case myself!

The only thing you will get to is the bottom of a bag of dicks you fag

[Elmo]

Has anybody else seen The Departed?

Yeah, this is kinda like that.

Elmo's mommy and daddy won't let Elmo see that movie. It is only for grown-ups.

Elmo hopes Robin isn't a person in his neighborhood.

[Zero]

Heyyyyyyyyy...


Elmo's post...it just occured to me...


...Rich Little was a horrible impressionist. My god, people were easily impressed in the 70's. That guy sucked. I can do better impressions.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Hey, you dumb fuck! Elmo could be the killer. Maybe EP wouldn't tickle him when he asked? Who knows.

[Zero]

Why would Elmo be the killer?

[kidhuman]

I think it had something to do with EP telling Elmo the EP stood for elongated penis or something

[Elmo]

Ha ha, he he. No silly. E is for Elmo. P is for Parade. Its an Elmo Parade!!! YEAH!!!!

[anarky]

Why do you have two young children frighteningly close to your johnson?

I always suspected you "loved" the kids too much, you fucking pervert.

[Zero]

Edgar Bergen was another "entertainer" from the 70's that sucked. I can see your lips moving, you senile old asshole!

Can you see MY lips moving? No. Because I don't suck. And also because I don't have lips. Or a dummy. But I didn't choose to be a professional ventriloquist. You did and you suck at it. Bitch.