Salty burger lands McDonald's employee in jail!

[vynsane]

yeah, jjreason's done all of that in a week once. true story.

[Zero]

Fuckin' cop.

The most recent and interesting experience I had with a cop was late last year. I was in the passenger seat, my mom in front, my friend in back. I rolled down the window a little bit and made a barking noise at the K9 dog that was in the back of a police car - not the best choice, I'll admit, but it wasn't anything mean.

The fucking guy turns on his light and gets behind us. Once we're pulled over, he asked which one of us made the noise, and I said I did and got out. After a little bit of back and forth bullshit, he asked me, "have you ever seen a police dog bite someone?" I said, "uh, not in real life." He then replied, "would you like to?"

What I said was, "no." What I thought was, "calm the fuck down, bitch, I didn't do shit, don't fucking sic your dog on me! Fuck!!!"

It's probably the same fucking guy and he just got transferred to Georgia to fit in with the other retards.

The correct response might have been:

"Oh hell yeah. That'd be awesome! Do you have,like, a homeless dude, or a perp picked out? or are you going to have the dog attack you..because I KNOW you just didn't threaten to have your dog attack a minor you pulled over to prove a point. You fucking dipshit cop."

And then gotten back in the car and drove away.

[mabudon]

That's exactly what I thought Zero, excellent

And JJ, in all seriousness, is NOTHING like your State Troopers. He's a smart, caring and professional dude- WHEN he's at work that is, the "professional" part doesn't apply here on the 'nets

[Snigtad Flornbi]

i got somethin saltey u can suck it, ha ha it is my balls u r a gay!

[jjreason]

Yeah, what he said. Fucking cops......

[Zero]

So Google "Jena 6" and then multiply the sentiment below by about one billion.

Again, anytime you guys want to try that whole secession thing again, go ahead. We won't stop you this time. But instead of Confederate States, go ahead and call yourselves the Dipshit States of America. Fuckin' south. How can a whole region of the country be retarded?

Ignorant racist dipshit fuckholes. I'm ashamed to share the same nation. Jesus fuck.