Salty burger lands McDonald's employee in jail!

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Salty burger lands McDonald's employee in jail!

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Police officer says oversalted meat made him sick; worker faces charges!

UNION CITY, Ga. - A McDonald’s employee spent a night in jail and is facing criminal charges because a police officer’s burger was too salty, so salty that he says it made him sick.

Kendra Bull was arrested Friday, charged with misdemeanor reckless conduct and freed on $1,000 bail.

Bull, 20, said she accidentally spilled salt on hamburger meat and told her supervisor and a co-worker, who "tried to thump the salt off."

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On her break, she ate a burger made with the salty meat. "It didn’t make me sick," Bull told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

But then Police Officer Wendell Adams got a burger made with the oversalted meat, and he returned a short time later and told the manager it made him sick.

Bull admitted spilling salt on the meat, and Adams took her outside and questioned her, she said.

"If it was too salty, why did (Adams) not take one bite and throw it away?" said Bull, who has worked at the restaurant for five months. She said she didn’t know a police officer got one of the salty burgers because she couldn’t see the drive-through window from her work area.

Police sent samples of the burger to the state crime lab for tests.

City public information officer George Louth said Bull was charged because she served the burger "without regards to the well-being of anyone who might consume it."

"fUNNY, eL sENOR wENDELL aDAMS, HE LIKE OTHER THINGS MUCHO ESPICY, SI?" said a bizarre looking man who was found in the bathroom at the McDonald's in question.
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wow. scathing abuse of authority. it's fucking salt, you jack-booted nazi, not strychnine!
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Yeah, when I saw this, I thought, "There's one cop who'd losing his job, and one McDonald's employee who will never have to work again."
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Over salting hamburger is a felony or misdemeanor?

Oh wait....it's not in the law books at all! Yeahhh..douche cop should have thought of that before he went on his douchey rampage. He sent it to the forensics lab? Seriously?

"Hey guys! Can you waste thousands of taxpayers dollars to confirm if this tastes like shit for me? I know using all this lab equipment is expensive and you guys get paid a shit load of money to do it, but it's REALLY important. It's my 99 cent hamburger I got for lunch."


Seriously, what a fucktard. I'm not surprised this happened in Georgia.

Again, anytime you guys want to try that whole secession thing again, go ahead. We won't stop you this time. But instead of Confederate States, go ahead and call yourselves the Dipshit States of America. Fuckin' south. How can a whole region of the country be retarded?
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Just Georgia, Alabama, West Virginia, and parts of South Carolina and Tennessee, Zero.
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north carolina's pretty bad as well. believe me.
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You were near the Triangle, right? 'Cause that area does sorta blow.
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yeah, raliegh. just a suburban sprawl as far as the eye could see, filled with religious fanaticism and hatred.

charlotte seemed a bit more metropolitan.
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Aint this the biggest crock of shit I ever heard. I would have Cochranes corpse ready to go on this one.
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When I saw "Salty burger" for some reason, I didn't expect the source of the salt to actually be salt.

My younger brother was driving from Atlanta back to DC a few years ago and was pulled over by some small town cop in the Carolinas. The cop decided he smelled weed in the car and charged him, then put him in the local jail for a day or two. A while after the arrest, my brother got a call from his lawyer who told him the charges were dropped. That cop had been nailing people with false charges for a couple years and was finally busted.
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i wouldn't doubt it. while living there my wife and i got a speeding ticket each. on the same day. no shit. only my third speeding ticket ever in 12 years of driving. and they drive like maniacs down there anyway.
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It probably didn't help his cause, but my brother was driving his yellow 'vette. He did finally realized that a Corvette isn't exactly the most practicle vehicle, so he got rid of it as soon as the lease was up. Now he owns a Jeep, but I don't know how much he drives it since he takes the DC Metro into work everyday.
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Rogue II wrote:When I saw "Salty burger" for some reason, I didn't expect the source of the salt to actually be salt.

Our minds work alike. My first thought was jizzburger.
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Fuckin' cop.

The most recent and interesting experience I had with a cop was late last year. I was in the passenger seat, my mom in front, my friend in back. I rolled down the window a little bit and made a barking noise at the K9 dog that was in the back of a police car - not the best choice, I'll admit, but it wasn't anything mean.

The fucking guy turns on his light and gets behind us. Once we're pulled over, he asked which one of us made the noise, and I said I did and got out. After a little bit of back and forth bullshit, he asked me, "have you ever seen a police dog bite someone?" I said, "uh, not in real life." He then replied, "would you like to?"

What I said was, "no." What I thought was, "calm the fuck down, bitch, I didn't do shit, don't fucking sic your dog on me! Fuck!!!"

It's probably the same fucking guy and he just got transferred to Georgia to fit in with the other retards.
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Stupid fucking cops always pull this kind of shit when they get bored, whether arresting someone cause their burger was too salty, pulling people over for minor reasons (as in JJL's case), or even just beating the shit out of some random innocent minority. Talk about abuse of power.
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