The fuck I did, penis taster. Anybody see Slicker's name on the poll?
Why is ROBIN a candidate? Robin, who's secret identity is DICK GRAYSON, College Student. Oooooh!! What are you going to do about THAT Boy Blunder? I just totally fucked your whole world up right there.
That limber little bitch might be the tightest quim I've ever been inside. Wait...she's Robin, too? I thought that costume was just a kinky fetish thing for her. For the thirty seconds it lasted on her anyway. Except the domino mask. She kept that on the whole time. Good thing, too, since it stopped me from gluing her eye shut if you know what I mean. Ahhh...memories. Emma Watson might have been a better all around fuck puppet, but that Carrie Kelly chick was more rugged.
After careful consideration, I have decidedROBINis the most qualified candidate for the job. As the apprentice to Gotham City's own Dark Knight protector, the Boy Wonder is emblematic of the sort of steadfast, morally upright sturdy character we need in the position of moderator around here. That, along with his youthful ebullience makes him the ideal choice.
Sure'n ye can bet my choice is tha' fine young feller what pals around wif Batman! I dinnae think he's old enough te come inta the pub fer a pint, but when he get's old enough, I'm sure all the lads will want te buy hima round!
Twiddley dee, twiddley diddley dee
Twiddley dee, twiddley diddley dee
Twiddley dee, twiddley diddley dee
Tweet, tweet, twiddley de
He rocks in the treetops all the day long
Hoppin and a-boppin and a-singing this song
Every little bird, every little bee
Loves to hear the robin go tweet-tweet-tweet
Rockin robin, tweet, twiddley dee
Rockin robin, tweet, twiddley dee
Yeah go rockin robin, really gonna rock tonight
Every little swallow, every chick-a-dee
Every little bird in the old oak tree
Wise old owl, big black crow
Put out their wings singing go bird go
Rockin robin, tweet, twiddley dee
Rockin robin, tweet, twiddley dee
Yeah go rockin robin, really gonna rock tonight
The chief bird standing at the birdbath stand
Taught him how to do the bop and it was grand
Start goin steady and bless my soul,
He out-bopped the buzzard and the oriole
He rocks in the treetops all the day long
Hoppin and a-boppin and a-singing this song
Every little bird, every little bee
Loves to hear the robin go tweet-tweet-tweet
Rockin robin, tweet, twiddley dee
Rockin robin, tweet, twiddley dee
Yeah go rockin robin, really gonna rock tonight
Break
The chief bird standing at the birdbath stand
Taught him how to do the bop and it was grand
Start goin steady and bless my soul,
He out-bopped the buzzard and the oriole
He rocks in the treetops all the day long
Hoppin and a-boppin and a-singing this song
Every little bird, every little bee
Loves to hear the robin go tweet-tweet-tweet
Rockin robin, tweet, twiddley dee
Rockin robin, tweet, twiddley dee
Yeah go rockin robin, really gonna rock tonight
Twiddley dee, twiddley diddley dee
Twiddley dee, twiddley diddley dee
Twiddley dee, twiddley diddley dee
Tweet, tweet, twiddley de
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD. NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL! NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™
oH HO HO! aH MUSTA ADMEET THAT ZEE ROBIN'S PAPA IS MUY BUENO IN ZEE SACK. jUST ASKA bIZARRO THE GRIN ON HOW EL BOY WONDER'S PADRE USES HIS ACROBATIC SKILLS TO PLEASE.
Any of these candidates would make an excellent moderator. However, of the choices, I believe that Robin has the greatest up-side. He is under the tutelage of the great Batman, who has protected Gotham City for years. Together they have thwarted the evil plans of The Joker, The Riddler, The Penguin, Catwoman, Mr. Freeze, and King Tut.
After the election is over, we should have a big party with balloons, ribbons, and party hats. I can try out a new recipe for a tasty quiche for all to enjoy. I hope it is just as much fun as the Dance Party we had after the Action Online invasion.
