Happy 5th Anniversary!!

[Eternal Padawan]

That's right crackers! Check your calendars. Vynsane.com went active 5 years ago today! And I can honestly say I've never met a more eclectic, funner group of guys anywhere. So I'm dedicating my 3000th post to you guys!

Here's hoping the next 5 years is just as random, fun, quirky, raunchy, hilarious, and insightful as the last five.

Seriously, because of you guys, I'm having the time of my li--

[DeckardSmith]

BANG.

[Zero]

BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE
DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE LEVY
BUT THE LEVY WAS DRY
THEM GOOD OLD BOYS
WERE DRINKING WHISKEY AND RYE
SINGING THIS'LL BE THE DAY THAT I DIE
YEAH THIS'LL BE THE DAY THAT I DIE


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OH MY GOODNESS,

OH MY GOODNESS.

ALERT! ALERT!

ETERNAL PADAWAN HAS JUST BEEN SHOT!
ETERNAL PADAWAN HAS JUST BEEN SHOT!

I REPEAT.......

ETERNAL PADAWAN.........








...IS DECEASED.







Oh no!

[vynsane]

HOLY SHIT! it's been 5 years? what the fuck have i done with my life???

[vynsane]

waitaminnit... i just realized. did DeckardSmith just kill Eternal Padawan? i thought DS was destroyed when our forum was upgraded!

[Disembodied Voice]

MEANWHILE, IN THE HALLS OF JUSTICE...

[Robin]

Holy semantics, Batman. When did we get a narrator?

Oh look! It appears that Eternal Padawan was shot by Deckard Smith.

[Double_G]

....the fuck?

[Richards]

SORRY it took me SO LONG to get here!!

FROM the readings I've been getting on my EQUIPMENT these past days, I can say with a CERTAINTY that something is wrong the the VERY fabric of the (insert favourite one here) VERSE!!

I'll TRY to help in whatever WAY I can.. I HAVE a bad FEELING about this!!

[Zero]

Holy semantics, Batman. When did we get a narrator?

Oh look! It appears that Eternal Padawan was shot by Deckard Smith.

Figure that out, Boy Detective? What with the dead body and all? STAB YOUR EYES!! Will you PLEASE stop traipsing through the crime scene with your faggy little green booties? Don't they teach you anything at that ass-mauling Batcave school for pedophiles and crime fighting your gay father/uncle runs? Sweet jesus! I know it's not the First Bank of Gotham or anything, but fuck sakes, be a tad more diligent.

Go make yourself useful and fetch your Sugar Daddy and his portable crime lab.


GO! NOW.

[vynsane]

wow, at least now ONE of the "all new all different" MTS is worth their salary.

[jjreason]

No kidding. About time someone lit up that fucking comic spoiling tool like a pinball machine - DeckardSmith was obviously the right man for the job.


Errr, I mean I sure hope EP's okay!

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Fuck, and things were just starting to get normal around here again.

[Zero]

Errr, I mean I sure hope EP's okay!

If by 'okay' you mean 'dead from gunshot trauma', then he's 5x5. Aren't you a cop or something? Why don't you make yourself indespensable and start questioning the neighbors or something. Or do you only trick skeevy teenagers into selling you eightballs? I'm fuzzy how policework works in Canada.


FRESH HELL! Where is Batfreak? Can someone find out who was online last night at midnight?

[vynsane]

well, zero, looking through the "new posts" page, it looks as though he was online by himself between 11 and 12 pacific time until deckardsmith showed up and popped him and then you came along and found your voice again. wasn't until 10 this morning eastern time that i found those posts.