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Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:27 pm

I can't do it all the way, and haven't done it for a while, but let me say - that fucking taste stays in there for a while, so I advise you not to try it. It's just not worth it.

And no it doesn't make me gay.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:53 pm

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:

I can't do it all the way, and haven't done it for a while, but let me say - that fucking taste stays in there for a while, so I advise you not to try it. It's just not worth it.

And no it doesn't make me gay.

Oh my God, I'm CRYING.... I now pronounce that "QOTL" - Quote of the Lifetime. Fuck sakes.

Post by **vynsane** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:08 am

holy shit, dude!

all i can think of is that scene in clerks where the guy broke his neck doing it.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:13 am

Its fucking Senor John Holmes. Thats fuckin hilarious

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:18 am

That's about all I can say.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:29 am

I don't know if this is a good or bad thing to ask, but Ange couldn't help wondering if there was a "happy ending" to your story, Senor

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 12:23 pm

I like how everyone's decided to chime in.

But no, I could never get it enough to actually completely finish it off, I could just get farther than most people claim to be able to. Depending on what "position" you're in, it can cause some pain in the back or neck, and it doesn't feel that great anyway.

So . . . yeah.

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Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:02 pm

Well I know I'm not the only one here who's ever tried. Fess up, bitches.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:32 pm

This is the part where we all go "Fuck that, you're SICK!" like Randall in Clerks....

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:19 pm

jjreason wrote:This is the part where we all go "Fuck that, you're SICK!" like Randall in Clerks....

I never tried it.

Fuckin' pervert.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:30 pm

Never wanted to.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:13 pm

Had no urge to do it.

Post by **vynsane** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:13 pm

always had someone to do it for me.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:28 pm

Someone once asked me the stupid joke about why dogs lick their nuts. ("Because they can! Ha ha!") I always thought it was dumb. I'd be worried that I'd finish off and like the taste or something. (Okay, seriously, the whole "pissing out of the same hole" seems nasty to me, and I've never figured out why it doesn't bother girls. Not that I've ever posed that question, as it could start a train of thought that leads to the well drying up, so to speak.)

I suppose, based upon approximate measurements, and how far I can stretch my upper torso, I could probably fit the head in. But I'm not going to verify that, so don't ask.