Ho ho, Etairnal Padaiwahn!!

The Grip · Post by **The Grip** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:35 pm

Monsieur Etairnahl Padaiwahn, you have ahnsailted zee honair of Zee Group! You have denied zat Zee Grin undt Ah make zee sweet love to your mothair almost dailay. Zough zees ees not too troubailsome een eetself -- for Senor Zee Grin undt Ah, vee veel continue making zee sweet love to hair -- you have hurt zee feelaings of our Beezarro frahnds by denying zeir love for your fathair, undt even zee love you yairsailf have known in zeir arms.

Undt worst of all, you have ahmplahed zat Ah ah Frainch!

No, zeese ahnsailts vee cannot allow to continue. For zee four membairs of Zee Group, vee are powerfail lovairs in our own rahts, but togethair vee hold a terraibail powair -- a powair vee are normahllay hesaitahnt to utalaze, for eet ees, how you say? Trulay monstrous.

But you leave us no choice!

Actahvate zee intairlock! Zee dynathairms, zey are connected, non? Infracails up! Undt zee maigathrostairs, zey are go!!

bIZZARO tHE gRIP · Post by **bIZZARO tHE gRIP** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:20 pm

oH HO HO!! fORM LOS FEET Y LEGS!

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:21 pm

Form arms and body!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:29 pm

I see where this is going...

Devastator became a member yesterday.

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:32 pm

aND i'LL FORM... THE ANUS!!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:33 pm

And in noticing Devastator had become a member, I did some research and found the original Devastator Blueprints. i studied them all night and found a weakness. A stress point on which the entire structure hinges. And I discovered that holding that stress point in place is a 7" Martindale bolt with 113 threading...

...this bolt I now hold in my hand.

Topple...Bitch

Devastator · Post by **Devastator** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:42 pm

DEVASTATOR CANNOT BE STOPPED, HIJOPUTA!!

I WILL SATISFY BOTH YOUR PARENTS AT ONCE, BITCH, AND SPLIT THEM WIDE OPEN WITH MY ENORMOUS PURPLE DICK, NON!!!

FORM BLAZING DILDO!!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:57 pm

Uh, ho-kay.

Is there a point to any of this?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:01 pm

Great. A robot with a dildo. Just what this place needs.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:22 pm

Yeah, at least it isn't a dum robot with a bilbo for a face

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:08 pm

Devastator wrote::arrow::frus:

DEVASTATOR CANNOT BE STOPPED, HIJOPUTA!!

I WILL SATISFY BOTH YOUR PARENTS AT ONCE, BITCH, AND SPLIT THEM WIDE OPEN WITH MY ENORMOUS PURPLE DICK, NON!!!

FORM BLAZING DILDO!!

:arrow::frus:

A swing and a miss....

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:59 pm

hEY, HOW IS IT THAT WE FORM dEVASTATOR, BUT WE NEVER ACTUALLY BREAK BACK INTO OUR COMPONENT PARTS?

i'LL HAVE TO ASK sIMON fURMAN ABOUT THAT ONE. mAYBE NEXT TIME i FUCK HIM, HE CAN EXPLAIN IT.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:57 am

Because it's all in your head. None of you have ever actually gotten parental pussy in the history of parents or pussy. You do not have a big black cock as you are a skinny 14 year old white boy from Worcester. And your sister holds you down and fingers your anus when shes babysitting you while your parents go to their "carkey parties".

Behold, your secret shame laid bare before the world.

And your little ass buddy IS French. And a douche.

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:49 am

Eternal Padawan wrote:You do not have a big black cock as you are a skinny 14 year old white boy from Worcester.

Its probably big and black from various diseases he's picked up. The guy has pretty much no standards.

Your mom is still a good lay.

bIZZARO tHE gRIP · Post by **bIZZARO tHE gRIP** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:59 pm

y EET TASTES LIKE ZEE POO-POO-CAH-CAH.