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http://www.wegotshows.com/movies/300.html


Watch it online for free, seriously.
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Well, just got done watching this and it was fuckin awesome.
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My new favorite site.
So far Blades of Glory was pretty good.
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Holy shit!!!! I saw 300 in the theatre two nights ago, but it sucks in comparison to that website.

All that being said, the movie was better than fine. The only thing I found a little odd was the "heavy metal" type rock they used in 2 spots to get ready for the battle sequence.... it just seemed more Matrix than Mesopotamia.
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Awesome link, KH.

I have about a 25min left to watch. Good flick so far, but why do the Persians look like Orcs from LOTR?
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Are you joking, or are you just talking about the dibbly that betrays the Spartans? Or perhaps the inbred priests? I don't remember the regular Persians looking like that.
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No, regular Persians look like the dude from Airplane:

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jjreason wrote:Are you joking, or are you just talking about the dibbly that betrays the Spartans? Or perhaps the inbred priests? I don't remember the regular Persians looking like that.
They did, under the mask, there was a few of them that removed it. The immortals or something like that.
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What he said. The movie locked up on me right after Leonidus threw the spear at Xerxes, so didn't see the end.
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Rogue II wrote:What he said. The movie locked up on me right after Leonidus threw the spear at Xerxes, so didn't see the end.
It ends with everyone hugging and eating cupcakes.
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And you guys knew the Greeks loved homosexual encounters, right?

Then the final scene shouldn't be a shocker to anyone. Except for Xerxes, maybe. Yikes! :flush:
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