JESUS!!!

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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On a similar note, there's a local show in the Denver area called Hardcore for Jesus, which is run by Hardcore for Jesus ministries and (usually) features local teens rapping for the lord. It's fucking funny as hell, and they start every show with a puppet named Lil D who always yells "Loooove Jesuuuuuuus!" in a shrill voice. It's probably run by the guy who did all these drawings. :lol:
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Ironically, St Peter was specifically told NOT to let those assholes in when their time comes. Jesus hates rap.
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anarky wrote:Dude, what's with all the pictures of Blind Melon's Shannon Hoon? Freaky-deaky shit.

I'll have to tell my disturbing story about "Jesus gonna kill you," but I don't feel like typing it right now.
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