Subtle changes to commercials

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:16 pm

The other day this stupid commercial came on. I've seen it a billion times, and it's never less lame.

This blonde-haired, blue-eyed girl of about seven sits on the couch beside her dad and asks why he folds his peanut butter sandwich. The father says that's how his father made his sandwiches, and he likes to everything like his father. The little girl replies, "That's silly."

However, this time, I nearly pissed myself when I thought of how much funnier it would be if the incredibly white little girl looked at her father and, instead of "That's silly," she said, "Nigga, you crazy!"

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:05 pm

Or how bouts, "Mom cuts the crust off, you lazy fucker"

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:05 pm

"So if grandpa like to pull his finger out of his ass and smear the PB on that way, we'd all be getting trichinosis? God you're an asshole."

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:10 pm

During any commercial, have a random person walk onto the screen and say "Mom loves cock" and walk off casually.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:22 pm

If Nestea started using 2 Live Crew's "Hey, we want some Puuuusssay!", but paraphrased Nestea in for puuuusssay, would anyone notice? 'Cause that would be one catchy jingle for iced tea.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:10 am

Two I've noticed that have been "cleaned up."

First, Aspercreme. The jingle used to be "You bet your sweet Aspercreme." Get it, pun on "you bet your sweet ass." Ha ha ha. It suddenly changed a month or so ago to "You bet if it's Aspercreme." I bet someone got pissed at it having a pun on a dirty word.

Second, whatever cell phone does the commercials where someone gets cut off at a key moment. The one where the kid is talking to his future father-in-law, making stupid Richmeister type jokes on the name Jim. He used to say "Jimmy crack corn and I don't care" right before the dropoff. It's been excised from the commercial every time I've seen it in past month or so, though the length is the same. I wonder if the borderline racist connotation of that line offended someone?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:36 am

I noticed that too about the Cingular commercial. I still think Earl got your tongue is funnier

Post by **vynsane** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:47 am

anarky wrote:Two I've noticed that have been "cleaned up."

First, Aspercreme. The jingle used to be "You bet your sweet Aspercreme." Get it, pun on "you bet your sweet ass." Ha ha ha. It suddenly changed a month or so ago to "You bet if it's Aspercreme." I bet someone got pissed at it having a pun on a dirty word.

Second, whatever cell phone does the commercials where someone gets cut off at a key moment. The one where the kid is talking to his future father-in-law, making stupid Richmeister type jokes on the name Jim. He used to say "Jimmy crack corn and I don't care" right before the dropoff. It's been excised from the commercial every time I've seen it in past month or so, though the length is the same. I wonder if the borderline racist connotation of that line offended someone?

yeah, i caught that one too... it's a slave song "jimmy crack corn and i don't care, my massa's gone away"

also, there was a commercial for jeans or something like that a couple of years ago when i was in college. we were watching TV and the commercial where a guy and a girl get into an elevator together, and they both flash-forward in a dream sequence of their lives together, marriage, pregnancy, birth of the child... well, when the child is born, they have the doctor smack it on it's butt, and then the sequence ends and they're still in the elevator and the get out and walk separate ways.

one of the chicks we were hanging out with goes "why did they hit the baby??!??" like, REALLY bothered by it. we had to explain to her that doctors used to do that to get it to start to cry and get all the fluid out of it's lungs. not a widely used practice anymore, but a classic from the medieval days of women's health issues of the 50's and such.

well, lo and behold, the next time that commercial was on: the smack sound was taken out. i guess there were many more people just as stupid as the chick we were hanging out with.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:17 am

People are too easily offended because they're stupid.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:57 pm

I was going to write how the Wendy's commercial for fish sandwiches had that song about masturbation on it, but thanks to the marvel that is Wikipedia, I learned that it is called Blister In The Sun and has nothing to do with masturbation. So I really don't know why I posted this. Fuck you.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:10 pm

I told Anarky and Mabs about this commercial that was changed.

Two brothers were in the bathroom. The younger one picks up a bottle of Oxy face wash. HE talks to his older brother about it and his older brother tells him what it does. Now for the changed part,

The younger brother asks him about why he wouldnt use soap. The older brother tells him

"The next time you are in the shower, think about the last place the soap was before you use it"

I saw it once and never again. I know I aint making it up because my friend Damien and myself were discussing it the next day.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:30 am

I don't know who's soap would be funkier, KH, the bar used by 2 teenaged boys to knock out shots in the shower or the one you use to soap your crack after unloading a hot stream of diarrhea down the drain.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:01 am

In that truck commercial with the Rock'em-Sock'em Robots, the fight between the robots would have been better if the finishing blow was below the belt. Then the losing bot would grab his crotch and fall over.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:55 am

anarky wrote: First, Aspercreme. The jingle used to be "You bet your sweet Aspercreme." Get it, pun on "you bet your sweet ass." Ha ha ha. It suddenly changed a month or so ago to "You bet if it's Aspercreme." I bet someone got pissed at it having a pun on a dirty word.

Fuck, Chux. I've been making fun of Mrs. FF1138 for the last three or four months because she commented that she always though it was "You bet your sweet Aspercreme". We both assumed she misheard it. Now I can't laugh at her any more. Thanks, jerk.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:36 pm

I saw 1 whear it was for MacDonald + Roald Mac Donald beat up the Tacko Bel Dog And then he but fukced him and sayed take that u fuckin gay dog! It was on H BO.