Citizens: Be on the lookout for mean-spirited Earth-2 Clones

CaptianSolo1138 · Post by **CaptianSolo1138** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:06 am

<:bats:>Citizens:

Although most inhabitants of Earth-2 are... idyllic versions of real-world people in their Golden and Silver Age forms, there are a few that are despicable... villains.

In this case, a truly wretched Earth-2 counterpart named CaptianSolo1138 posted an offensive rant in an attempt to defame one of our own... most upstanding citizens.

This was no doubt a convoluted plot in which the real CaptainSolo1138 would be thrown in jail, and this CaptianSolo1138 would then rob an unsuspecting Gotham National Bank.

Though one comment about CaptianSolo1138 finding a naked Slicker handcuffed in his car was... mildly amusing, I have deleted the entire offending post.

Such attacks shall not be tolerated in the future, citizens.</:bats:>

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:10 am

Bitch-ass ni99a

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:21 am

Have you ever come home with autographs on your pecs? If so, how did she react? That'd be a more interesting story.

You pussy.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:25 pm

What...

The...

Fuck?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:58 pm

CaptainSolo1138 wrote:What...

The...

Fuck?

Yeah, how come your avatar showed up then but not on the first post in this thread?

Weird. Very, very weird.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:36 pm

Wait, now the first post is changed.

Does this mean there are two of you? This is getting out of hand.

John Madden · Post by **John Madden** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:51 pm

And here I was, making my famous Spinach dip for the Superbowl extravaganza I will be hosting for the NEW MTS, and my pager goes off. These Earth-2 counterparts are beginning to wreak havoc on our boards again.

Batman, I don't feel the need to call in the rest of the MTS just yet, I think You, Robin and myself can handle one little punk trying to cause a dilemma. I will poise my bus outside the Gotham Bank in hopes of catching this clown. If I miss Farves announcement on whether or not he is retiring, I will murder someone.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:01 pm

Thanks, MTS! I was wrong about you guys!

Robin · Post by **Robin** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:09 pm

Holy Daily Double, Batman!!! The Earth-2 Counterparts are back!

Alex Trebek · Post by **Alex Trebek** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:03 pm

Watch it, Boy Blunder. I 'm the one that hands out the Daily Doubles around here.

Negative Boy · Post by **Negative Boy** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:15 pm

Even I can't stand immature dickheads that clone well meaning forumites and parade around pretending to be someone they are not. Short of unleashing Mack Bolan on these twerps, I shall give whatever support I can to demolishing their evil. But you assholes are still gay fucks.