Star Wars Prequels suck!

movies are cool. here is a place to talk about how cool they are. or maybe how much they suck, sometimes. like that fucking piece of shit 'mac and me'. worst fucking movie ever, a two-hour ad for fucking coca-cola.

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Star Wars Prequels suck!

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I hate the prequels so much, that I hope George Lucas burns in hell. I could have made a better movie with my head tied behind my ass. I could, too, because I work in the industry.
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stilla got a login to this site? ahahahahah
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rEMAINSAFETUS AM bIZARRO sMART. sTAR tREK pREQUELS AM BETTER THAN OLD MOVIES. eVEN CRITICS AM THINK SO.
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Post by Yoda »

Troubled this young one is, tempted by anger and the darkside hmmmmmmmm????
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Post by Diabolical »

Been "lurking" for a while here and this thread is too fucking funny not to post in.

I really don't think it's anything to be too pissed about though.
After all, it's just the internet.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by peaches</i>
<br />What the fuck?

Is this someone's idea of a joke? Ha, ha. Very funny. I click on a link at <b><font color="red">THE OTHER SITE</font id="red"></b> and end up here seeing this sort of bullshit?

I know this is one of you idiots from the "Cell Block." When I find out which one of you is behind this, I <b>will</b> kill you. This is not exaggeration. This is not hyperbole. I will show up at your doorstep, put my hands around your chicken neck, and I will squeeze until you cease to breathe.
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Oh, har-dee-fucking-har, now there's some guy who is pretending to be me. Only I have the supreme power to hate G.Lu so much that it makes blood spurt out of my nose at inopportune moments. You jerk-asses need to get a life.
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ahahahahaha

how fucking rich is this.
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Post by Ran »

I caught part of the last half of Episode 3 on HBO this weekend. I hate this movie more every time I see it. Is this normal?
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Post by kidhuman »

No, it isnt, you must watch AOTC 20 more times in order to understand ROTS
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Post by Ran »

I can't bring myself to watch it once, let alone 20 more times. The first 20 minutes or so of AOTC isn't bad--Pretty much the chase scene. After that, I have the uncontrollable urge to shut off the movie. It makes my brain hurt.
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

remainsafetus wrote:<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by peaches</i>
<br />What the fuck?

Is this someone's idea of a joke? Ha, ha. Very funny. I click on a link at <b><font color="red">THE OTHER SITE</font id="red"></b> and end up here seeing this sort of bullshit?

I know this is one of you idiots from the "Cell Block." When I find out which one of you is behind this, I <b>will</b> kill you. This is not exaggeration. This is not hyperbole. I will show up at your doorstep, put my hands around your chicken neck, and I will squeeze until you cease to breathe.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

Oh, har-dee-fucking-har, now there's some guy who is pretending to be me. Only I have the supreme power to hate G.Lu so much that it makes blood spurt out of my nose at inopportune moments. You jerk-asses need to get a life.


Do people really call him G.Lu now? Cause I started that way back when as a riff on J.Lo. Its gratifying to be a trensetter. Like the time I said Kiera Knightly was the hottest chick in the Star Wars saga like five years before everyone else.




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Keira Knightley was hot back then, hot in Love Actually, and stupid-hot in Pirates 1. I did see Pirates 2 again last night though, and they couldn't even hide the fact that she was so skinny now - they didn't even try to put her in a push up bra or anything. Sad really.
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tHE REALLY SAD THING IS THAT aNAKIN DIDN'T HAVE A FATHER. sO NO ONE GOT ANY bIZARRO LOVING ON HIS BEHALF.

oF COURSE, HE HAD KIDS. tHAT WAS FUN. aT FIRST, WHEN i STUCK IT IN, HE YELLED, "nOOOOOOOOO!!" bUT AFTER A COUPLE OF THRUSTS, HE WAS YELLING, "yEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!"

dARTH vADER IS A TOTAL SLUT.


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Post by Perpantor »

THEY DIDN'T TOTALLY SUCK!!

WITNESS!!

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THIS I COMMAND!!
Road construction!! Woo!!!
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Perpantor, your perpanties are showing.
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