I'm calling you out, Trebek

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:28 pm

Alex, it looks like somehow chopping off his head didn't do the job as well as everyone thought.

Probst was sighted dishing out food at a soup kitchen and shopping at Target. Quite alive, unfortunately.

Looks like we're in for some more lame Highlander references.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:22 pm

Why. Why do you google Jeff Probst's Christmastime activities? And then share them with us? Why?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:27 pm

Sadly, this was the lead story in Yahoo! Entertainment News when I logged in.

Yeah, the world's still reeling from the loss of the Godfather of Soul, and fucking Jeff Probst is somehow important enough to be the lead because he shopped at a fucking Target? Shit, I do that five or six times a week.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:31 pm

When we first heard about James Brown, I said something to the effect of he wouldn't be slapping no more bitches around. And my dad took offense that I was mocking a dead man, and I was like "the man slapped alot of bitches, don't expect me to feel bad."

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:32 pm

When you're as badass as James Brown was, you get to slap some bitches around and still be cool.

Alex Trebek · Post by **Alex Trebek** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:45 pm

There was an oversight in the printing. The last paragraph was cut off.

PORTLAND, Maine - "Survivor" host Jeff Probst and his girlfriend, former contestant Julie Berry, served Christmas dinner at a soup kitchen and were spotted the following day shopping at a Target store.

Probst said the experience of volunteering to serve meals at the Wayside Soup Kitchen was a chance to bring some perspective to the "frantic" holiday season. "It's a chance to remember how fortunate you are," he said Tuesday.

He made the comments as he and Berry shopped at Target in South Portland, where they mingled with customers and posed for pictures.

"We keep running into friends of hers every other aisle," Probst said. The couple spent the holiday with Berry's family in Gorham.

Probst, 45, is taking a break after filming the upcoming season of CBS Corp.'s "Survivor." Crew members get a few months off after shooting two seasons back-to-back, he said.

The finale of "Survivor: Cook Islands" aired earlier this month. The next season, filmed in Fiji, begins in February.

Berry was a contestant on "Survivor: Vanuatu — Islands of Fire," which aired in 2004. The couple didn't start dating until after the show was over, Probst has said.

Like most staged celebrity events, Probst taped this charity activity in early September. Unfortunatly, Probst was later decapitated by an unknown assailant. While his death remains a mystery, it is believed that Berry is secretly dating television host Alex Trebek. Trebek and Berry have been seen driving around Hollywood in a convertable with the soundtrack from the movie "Highlander" at an obnoxious volume.

Sean McLeod ODoogan · Post by **Sean McLeod ODoogan** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:09 pm

Ach! This whole precedin' reminds me a' a story me dear ol' Mum told me once about me great-great-great-great uncle, Duncan. Er maybe it was Connor. Ah get those two confused. And there's anothe' cousin from aroun' the same time, who Ah hear was more animated.

Ah just know me fav'rite, Connor, he could thro'le the lot of them other MacLeods. Ah'm told Ah look just lahk him.

Seamus ODoyle · Post by **Seamus ODoyle** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:08 pm

Oi remember whe yuir dear ol' mum would let us in the backdoor o' the pub when ye nae more than a wee bairn and let us ha'e our fill o' Guiness. A right sturdy woman, tha'. She could drink any o' ye nancy fairy boys from across the pond under the table and still make a damn fine potato stew. Ye nancy fucks. Fuck off!