anything that don't fit under any other category...like your mothers fat ass
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Eternal Padawan
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by Eternal Padawan » Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:22 am
You little asshole!!!
I don't know how you got my password, but if you EVER pull shit like that again, I'm going to take an egg beater, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS...
AND CRANK IT FOR A FULL DAY!
Fuck off and die, you little fucker.
I'm reporting this to the appropriate Moderators
"Say Jim! WHOOOO! That is a bad outFIT! Whooo!"--Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." --Megatron,Transformers: The Movie
kidhuman
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by kidhuman » Mon Dec 25, 2006 9:11 am
I think Snigtad would like that, but it might not do anything as I saw him with a jackhammer in his ass the otehr day. Maybe have bIZARRO tHE gRIN in there to do the damage.
Snigtad Flornbi
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by Snigtad Flornbi » Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:11 pm
Ha ha ha i did nothin u sayed U ar a fagget!!!
Cross me + I wil fuk! Ur butt!!!
NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
Batman
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by Batman » Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:37 am
Although I'm not the proper moderator, I feel it best that we do something about this... chicanery.
General Zod, perhaps a Moderator Summit is in order to discuss the... situation?
Zero
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by Zero » Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:52 am
Batman wrote: Although I'm not the proper moderator, I feel it best that we do something about this... chicanery.
General Zod, perhaps a Moderator Summit is in order to discuss the... situation?
ASSESSING SITUATION: VIEWING RELEVANT POSTS
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CONCLUSION : USERNAME SNIGTAD FLORNBI: PROBLEMATIC : ALSO: GAY
CONCLUSION: AGREEMENT WITH MODERATOR: USERNAME : BATMAN : IRRELEVANT SUB-ASSESSMENT: 88.7% PROBABILITY USERNAME BATMAN: ALSO GAY.
CONCLUSION: MODERATOR SUMMIT: JUSTIFIED
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD.
NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL!
NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™
Alex Trebek
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by Alex Trebek » Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:22 pm
The category is: Snigtad Flornbi for $200
The answer is: He isn't straight.
The correct response: "Why is there a dick in Snigtad Flornbi's mouth?"
Ran
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by Ran » Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:05 pm
Zero wrote: CONCLUSION : USERNAME SNIGTAD FLORNBI: PROBLEMATIC : ALSO: GAY
CONCLUSION: AGREEMENT WITH MODERATOR: USERNAME : BATMAN : IRRELEVANT SUB-ASSESSMENT: 88.7% PROBABILITY USERNAME BATMAN: ALSO GAY.
There a Go-Bot named
Zero that transformed into a WWII Japanese fighter. Go-Bots are gay, therefore, Zero must also be gay. No wonder he wants a Moderator Summit. He's going to hit on Batman.
Zero
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by Zero » Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:54 am
UNIT:CONCUR: GO-BOT ZERO: TOTAL FAG
THIS UNIT: SELF DIAGNOSTIC: RUNNING
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SELF DIAGNOSTIC COMPLETE
CONCLUSION: UNIT NOT GO-BOT
CONSLUSION: UNIT NOT GAY
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD.
NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL!
NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™
Ran
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by Ran » Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:33 pm
Wow, it's been a while since any of the new MTS members posted. That must be one hell of a Summit they are having.
Batman
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by Batman » Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:22 pm
Indeed... Rogue II . This has been the most... rambunctious Moderator Terror Squad Summit in years, thanks mainly to the drunken antics of... Slicker's Mom .
Zero
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by Zero » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:51 pm
LOCATION: LAS VEGAS: LUXOR HOTEL: 4TH FLOOR
MOOD: DELERIOUS
REVIEWING RECORDED VISUAL MEMORY CORTEX
DESCRIPTION: USERNAME: SLICKER: PARENTAL UNIT: MATERNAL
POSITION: REVERSE COWGIRL: LOCATION: BATMAN.
USERNAME: ROBIN: LOCATION: STRADDLING USERNAME : BATMAN : DESCRIPTION : DANGLING SCROTUM IN MOUTH.
USERNAME: JOHN MADDEN: LOCATION : SOFA: DIRECTION: FACING TELEVISION : VIEWING: FOOTBALL. CONSUMPTION OF DORITOS: ONGOING.
USERNAME: RICHARD SIMMONS: LOCATION: FACILITIES DESIGNATE: RESTROOM : SUBLOCATION : TOILET : REJECTION OF IMBIBED LIQUIDS IMMINENT.
SELF DESCRIPTION : PANTLESS : CLEANING LADY : IRISH : DARLEEN AND CLEANING LADY : ASIAN : NOKI : ALTERNATING FELLATIO: THIS UNIT : CUNNILINGUS : EACH OTHER
CONFESSION : GOOD TIMES!!!!
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD.
NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL!
NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™
kidhuman
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by kidhuman » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:31 pm
But where is General Zod?
Zero
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by Zero » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:48 pm
CRAPS TABLES. THAT MAN LOVES HIS DICEGAME.
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD.
NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL!
NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™
John Madden
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by John Madden » Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:32 pm
Can someone pass the Salsa?
He got hit by a truck out there
Ran
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by Ran » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:31 am
The Luxor is right next to Mandalay Bay...and Satruday, Mandalay Bay is hosting the Adult Video awards. Is the MTS going to the event?