I didn't make a Ham Sandwich

awwww, man, food is awesome...but pooping it out is alot better

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O. J. Simpson
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I didn't make a Ham Sandwich

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I swear I didn't make a Ham Sandwich. I didn't make it with Boar's Head Ham, Alpine Lace Swiss cheese, red-leaf lettuce, and Grey Poupon Mustard.

I didn't put it on ciabatta bread, and I didn't have it with a pickle.

BUT if i DID, it was delicious.
I didn't do it.
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Wow! It's OJ. You were one of my favorite Buffalo Bills when I was 5 and I loved the Naked Gun movies.

When exactly did you go coo-coo for cocoa puffs?
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Hey, jerk, do you still have those gloves you borrowed way back when?
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haha! you murderin' bastard. your little book and interview are ditched... score one for human decency... of course, it's quite the uphill battle, but whatever...
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For some reason, when I heard OJ was riding a slow white Bronco, I assumed it had something to do with John Elway.
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