awwww, man, food is awesome...but pooping it out is alot better
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O. J. Simpson
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by O. J. Simpson » Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:15 am
I swear I didn't make a Ham Sandwich. I didn't make it with Boar's Head Ham, Alpine Lace Swiss cheese, red-leaf lettuce, and Grey Poupon Mustard.
I didn't put it on ciabatta bread, and I didn't have it with a pickle.
BUT if i DID, it was delicious.
I didn't do it.
Ran
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by Ran » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:52 pm
Wow! It's OJ. You were one of my favorite Buffalo Bills when I was 5 and I loved the Naked Gun movies.
When exactly did you go coo-coo for cocoa puffs?
anarky
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Location: Fucking shit up, yo!
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by anarky » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:30 pm
Hey, jerk, do you still have those gloves you borrowed way back when?
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
vynsane
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by vynsane » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:17 am
haha! you murderin' bastard. your little book and interview are ditched... score one for human decency... of course, it's quite the uphill battle, but whatever...
Life is short. STUNT IT!
Ran
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by Ran » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:21 pm
For some reason, when I heard OJ was riding a slow white Bronco, I assumed it had something to do with John Elway.