Well, I NEVER!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:59 pm

I have never had a three-way with a hot MILF of 40 and her 18 year old cheerleader daughter.

I have never abused a trout.

I have never perfected cold fusion.

I have never got drunk with Einstein's ghost.

I have never marketed my own urine as a dietary supplement or sports drink.

I have never been intimate with Bizarro The Grin.

I have never successfully lobbied Congress to pass legislation that would require the creation of a free, easily searchable database of nude photos of all women on Earth.

How about you?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:58 pm

I have never shit in Anarky's shower.

I havent seen Slicker naked, not do I want to.

I have never been involved in a murder.

I have never taken it up the ass nor would I ever want to.

I have never been headbutted by Andre the Giant.

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:04 pm

kidhuman wrote:I have never taken it up the ass nor would I ever want to.

jUST BECAUSE YOU ASKED ME TO USE A CONDOM DOESN'T MEAN YOU DIDN'T TAKE IT UP THE ASS ANYWAY.

anarky wrote:I have never been intimate with Bizarro The Grin.

wELL, i WOULDN'T CALL IT INTIMATE. mORE FREAKY-NASTY.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:54 pm

Hey, I am not a dad, just a step-dad, so you cant touch me with that black dick o yours. &

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:24 am

kidhuman wrote:Hey, I am not a dad, just a step-dad

tHAT'S WHY i USED A CONDOM, NUMBNUTS. (i CAN CALL kh NUMBNUTS, BECAUSE i'M THE ONE WHOSE ASS HE SQUEEZED THEM DRY IN.)

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:29 am

Well, I've never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in St Louie or St Paul
And I've never been to Moscow
And I've never been to Tampa
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

And I've never hoist the main sail
And I've never swabbed the poop deck
And I've never veered to starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
And I've never walked the gang plank
And I've never owned a parrot
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

I've never plucked a rooster
And I am not too good at ping-pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk,
And I've never gotten head lice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:19 am

I have never pooped in a solid gold tuba.

I have never arm wrestled Mr. T.

I have never been kicked by Chuck Norris.

I have never had a pet monkey.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:35 am

Well, I never been to Spain
But I've Been to Oklahoma
They tell me I was born there
But I really dont remember

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:04 pm

Well, I never heard of the Canadian rock band Trooper until this week.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:50 pm

Fuck, Slim. Not only do I know where your post came from, but it made me lol a bit.

The Cow · Post by **The Cow** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:42 am

MOOOOOOOOO!!

Rob Liefeld · Post by **Rob Liefeld** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:00 pm

This sounds like fun!

I never drew a subpar piece of comic book art. My integrity would never allow me to submit anything but the best.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:21 pm

I suppose you never ripped off an X-Men character or wiped your boogers on a piece of typing paper and handed it in as a script, either? Please, Mr Liefeld. This is not the Blatant Lies thread.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:27 pm

I never kicked Liefeld in the nutz, but I sure as fuck want to.

DeadEye · Post by **DeadEye** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:01 am

You and your crazy testicle fixation. You disgust me, you fucking closet case.

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