CapitanSolo1138's mutter: c'est magnifique!

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CapitanSolo1138's mutter: c'est magnifique!

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Ah zink vee can all ahgree on one thahng: CapitanSolo1138 undt his wife are gran lovairs, but hees pairahnts are zee best!

Ah love tha smell of his mothair's love musk vhenever she hears mah voice.

Undt Ah do not like to go into, how you say? Dahtails. But Ah can nevair forget zee fun of zee one tahm vhen Ah filled hair so full of mah special grahvay zat eet poured from hair nose. Undt zen it vas Zee Grin's turn ahgain! Ho ho ho ho! Zee woman, she ees both a jackhammair undt a spairm bank!
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Zat ees me, focking your mothair!
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The Grip wrote:Zee woman, she ees both a jackhammair undt a spairm bank!
i WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE. eXCEPT SUBSTITUTE "fATHER" FOR "mOTHER" IN THAT SENTENCE.

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Whoever wrote the song "Afternoon Delight" must have spent a day with CapitanSolo1138's mother. She handles your packeage so well, you can't help but wonder if she ever worked for FedEx.

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Bizarro The Grin wrote:
The Grip wrote:Zee woman, she ees both a jackhammair undt a spairm bank!
i WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE. eXCEPT SUBSTITUTE "fATHER" FOR "mOTHER" IN THAT SENTENCE.

:D
sI, MI AMIGO. hIS PADRE MUST HAVE BEEN TO PRISON. uN HOMBRE NO CAN LEARN TO TOSS SALAD THAT BUENO WITHOUT DOING TIME.

wOULD YOU NON-BIZARROS LIKE TO BORROW eMILIO, MI BURRO, Y LET HIM PLAY CON CAPPY'S MADRE? eMILIO ES FROM tIAJUANA, SO HE KNOWS WHAT HEE IS DOING.
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zAT ES ME, FOCKING TU PADRE!
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Post by Dell Rusk »

IF AL U FAGGS R FUKCING CAPTAINHOMOS DADY THAN THAT MEAN HE IS GAY NO WONDAR CAPTAINHOMO IS GAY LIEK FATHER LIEK SUN!! BURRRRRRRRN!! GOT U GOD FAGG!!!!

ALL HELL ACTION ON LIEN!!!!!
UR SO GAY I BET U THANK THIS SONG IS ABAUT U DONT U U FUCKIN FAGGET
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Y'ALL'RE ALL CRAZY! WHILE I DON'T NEVER TURN DOWN NO COCK, CAPTAINSOLO1138'S DADDY IS THE WORST FUCK IN THE WORLD!
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You know what really drive CaptainSolo1138's mother wild? You put your face between her tits and give her a motorboat. That's right. I'm a motorboating mother fucker.

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*Walks into thread, looks around. Stops. Backs sloooooooowly out of thread.*
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Post by bizarro JediTricks »

yeah, that bitch ssssure issss good in the ssssack.... sssssssss.... it's a running joke here at ACTION ONLINE how easssssy ssssshe isssss.... we wonder why you mortal cretinsssss joke about ssssslicker'sssss mom when captainssssolo1138'sssss mom is by far the filthier slut....

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all shall bow before action online....

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CaptainSolo1138 wrote:*Walks into thread, looks around. Stops. Backs sloooooooowly out of thread.*
aH, MI AMIGO. kEEP BACKING UP. i SHALL TELL YOU CUANDO TO STOP. nOT TOO RAPIDO, JUST NICE Y SLOW. mUY BUENO.
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Ah, CapitanSolo, eet looks as zough you have backed yoursailf raht onto mah Bizarro frien's throbbing manhood. Ho ho ho ho! Whaile you entairtain yourself vit his thrusting undt pounding, Ah shall keep your mothair undt MadamSolo1138, how you say? Occupahd!
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Post by kidhuman »

Well, it looks like she is the new running joke. or should I say fucking joke.


HAHA, HAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, oh man I kill me.
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MOOOOOOOOO!!
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Post by Starscream »

Even that stupid midgetbot Bumblebee got some of that good stuff.
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Post by Darth Vader »

Since Padme is dead, I would have made love with Solo's mother. But thanks to Obi-Wan's weenie roast on Mustafar, it is out of the question.
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