Man, I've never even heard of "Just the Ten of Us", so I'm challenged to believe those kids (whoever they may have been) ever left obscurity. They've got my vote.
Who would win a pancake eating contest: the guy who plays Stanley on The Office or Mr. Incredible?
I think Mr Incredible has an unfair advantage of being able to eat an unending stack of digitally created pancakes. So a more even question would be who would win the pancake eating contest: Stanley or jjreason?
Canadians love pancakes!!!! Except Mabudon, who would need wheatgerm veggieflake cakes or some other shit like that. I'll go with jj, Stanley seems like the type that might tire out quickly.
Who would win a 24hr "make the most posts" race - KH, JarJarBinks or GNT?
I'm going with an old school JJB. That man had an intravenous internet connection.
Whose going to win next years Oscar? Russell Crowe for his protrayal of a gay, paraplegic whaleboat captain? Or Denzel Washington as an alcoholic recovering pedophile schoolteacher? Or Dark Horse Tom Hanks as crimefighting, college professor with bad hair?
NOT Hanks. Philadelphia was a shoo-in, but Forest Gump sucked out loud. He limped to that win, and probably shouldn't have - leadin me to think he'll never get another.
My vote's going to Tom Cruise for Miii (which I haven't seen yet - but wanted to hear what you guys would have to say about ol' Tom and the whole weird scientology thing).
Who would win a "Most career shits in the shower" award - KH or KH?
Hmmmm...tough one to call, jj. On one hand, KH has dominated some major turds in his day. But, KH is the only person to ever attempt the "dick-over-the-shower-rod" pissin'. I'll say KH, but only by a piece of corn.
Well as shat almost caused me to shit on my computer chair, so I'll go with that.... but it raises a question: What was "shat", and what was it shat as?
Who would win: Slicker with bare knuckles, or a classroom full of 30 grade 5 kids with screwdrivers?
Could anyone beat a bear/sloth hybrid, even without the fricking laser beam? Sorry, Slicker. This time it's not random pointless anti-Slicker talk. You'd just get your ass kicked.
The Grin vs that Kit Fisto hating sonovabitch <s>Rock</s>Diaballicker?
Carp, because it's carptastic and carpsational. Burn just reminds of burning hoop - because those that use it around here seriously are all taking injections of pork whenever they can.
