Ever have really frigging disturbing dreams?

anything that don't fit under any other category...like your mothers fat ass

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Ever have really frigging disturbing dreams?

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Sure you have. We all have. Not nightmares, exactly, but damned disturbing.

What's the most disturbing dream you've had recently?

Last night, I had a creepy one. I don't remember all the details, but at one point my parents and I were watching a porn flick with a passionate sex scene between Celine Dion and Catherine O'Hara.

Eww. On so many different levels.
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Thats a fucked up dream. I dont want to know the details.

I had one the other night after watching a "spy" type movie where I had to break out of my job and kill people I work with.
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man, i gotta turn of "guest" posting...
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Sorry that was me, I am so used to being logged in when I post
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The other night I had fallen asleep while watching ESPNews. I dreamt that there was a press conference and a doctor was crying. He was saying that Ben Rothlisberger had gone blind in his left eye.
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Well, we know already he's gone stupid in his whole fucking head - it's not that big a stretch.
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So, is there anyone here who wants to post a lot of really boring dreams?
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Well, I rarely have any.... does that count? I think I posted elsewhere that my last dream was a really steamy one, featuring myself and a hot little brunette..... and some felatio.




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Post by Eternal Padawan »

Oh I had a wicked awesome dream last week....













....but i can't remember any of the details. There was lots of espionage and steamy sex with multiple hotties though.
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I was dreaming that I was in bed and saw 5:14 am on the alarm clock. Then I woke up, it was 5:44. Freaky, huh? Ok, not as bad as my Rumsfield dream...but still.
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I have lots of disturbing dreams - lots of great ones, too!

Be on the lookout for more information on them in several upcoming threads, and my upcoming book!
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I had a dream where the entire free world became utterly stupid and decided the best use of the internet was to post topics in forums about the dream they had had. Nobody bothered to post anything worthwhile in any of these topics and boredom sent the whole universe into a sluggish stupor. Then a young girl dressed like the Swiss Miss and a talking Burmese Fighting Fish attempted to take over LAX, but were thwarted by a classroom full of kindergartners and ragingly erotic Blythe Danner who gave the fighting fish a deadly case of chlamydia and the Swiss Miss girl had to take off her clothes to escape, but I caught her in a back alley that had a giant king size bed with lots of pillows and she and I and the three gorgeous Las Vegas Police Women who help me trapped her all made sweet sweet love for the rest of the week.
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Re: Ever have really frigging disturbing dreams?

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I had a dream last night. It wasn't particularly bizarre or creepy. I was in a warzone similar to Afghanistan(desert-y, as opposed to jungle-y like 'Nam or Central America) and it seemed to be like 10-15 years in the future. Only because there were small "sci-fi" things I noticed. Like armor reinforced over the heart and liver, and bitchin' HUD goggles everybody was wearing. Andre Braugher was my C.O. and he was being a dick ordering my troops into a questionable location and I was butting heads with him.

But the thing that stuck with me was this device they were using on wounded soldiers. It was like a white mesh netting fabric they placed on the wound, which soaked up their blood, then pumped it into a clear cylinder which was attached to a tube and a syringe, that they then stuck back into the wounded soldier. So basically, the blood they were losing, they weren't losing. It looked cool, and I was wondering would that work in real life? I don't know medical stuff. Is blood exposed to the environment not suitable to be reused internally?
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