As an Irishman, Oi'm nae allowed t'vote in yuir elections. But'n if I did, Oi'd have to vote fer that Barry O'Bama fella. 'E's one of us, he is. A fine Irish lad to be sure.
Oi'll nae vote fer that dirty Mexican wanker.
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- Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:07 am
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Who are you voting for in the US Presidential Election?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 23877
Re: HUB
Ye ken what gets my Oirish up?
The fuckin' Scottish! Wankers!!
The fuckin' Scottish! Wankers!!
- Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:27 am
- Forum: bugs!!!
- Topic: You know what this board needs?
- Replies: 32
- Views: 43799
Re: You know what this board needs?
Spækin' of blocking, ye know who cock blocked me t'other night? Me own cousin, Sean Macleod O'Doogan! Oi'll nae forget what ye did me fer whilst Oi was trying t'get inta Rebecca O'Shaunessy's knickers. Ye wee bastard! Faith 'n begorrah!!!
- Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:39 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: Hypothetically speaking
- Replies: 37
- Views: 21473
Re: Hypothetically speaking
Oi get aroun' ye olde TM by pernouncin' it "Go feck yuirself." Tha' seems te work jus' foin.
Incidentally, Oi'd take the money. And Oi'd blow the entire wad down t'the pub!
Incidentally, Oi'd take the money. And Oi'd blow the entire wad down t'the pub!
- Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:00 pm
- Forum: food
- Topic: This "pink slime" crap is pissing me off
- Replies: 1
- Views: 8882
Re: This "pink slime" crap is pissing me off
Ye dinnae ha'e this problem in Ireland. Nothin' but the foinest Angus Beef d'we et. And sure'n it goes down foin with a pint o' Guiness. Of that ye can be sure!!!
- Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:49 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Happy St. Patrick's Day, boyos!!
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1755
Happy St. Patrick's Day, boyos!!
Salutations, me foin laddies! Oi've been missin' the lot of ye since that cunt Newsbot had me sent to prison on trumped up imbezzlement charges. But now Oi'm out and headed down te the pub for some libations and celebration of this foin holiday! Yuir all welcome te join me!!! Oi'll buy ye a pint!!!
- Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:52 pm
- Forum: SLOTHS!!!
- Topic: Westhamburgfordshiretonville For U!!!!!!!
- Replies: 28
- Views: 37620
Re: Westhamburgfordshiretonville For U!!!!!!!
JAESUS WEPT! What the fook 'appened in here! Looks like all the girls from Cobham walked into a fookin' wood chipper or summat. Crikey, Oi think I'm gonna hurl...Tha's disgustin' tha is.... When was the last time anybody was in here? Did anybody see anything? Can we git a mod in here? I'll nae forg...
- Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:03 pm
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Wii haven un n√∏√∏ suspectee!!
- Replies: 18
- Views: 6803
Re: Wii haven un n???? suspectee!!
Oi've nae been t'medical school, but Oi'm sure as shit Irish, olde boy! Ferget about all this killin' nonsense, come down t'the pub'n'll buy ye a pint a guiness. Aye, a nice stout ale what calms the nerves after a hard day o' investigatin'. Sure'n ye look like ye could use one or three. BUT YE CANN...
- Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:25 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: ANEY OF U WONT 2 FUCK?
- Replies: 12
- Views: 5984
Re: ANEY OF U WONT 2 FUCK?
Begorrah! Tis just the thing ye'd expect from a bunch a filthy dago sunsabitches!How long've ye had that picture taped te yuir headboard, ye dirty wop wankers! Ye've got a boot ter the jimmysack, ye ever set foot in me pub! Saints preserve us!
- Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:17 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: True Quotes
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2601
Re: True Quotes
"Oi'll have another pint."
--Me. Every night. Down t'the pub.
--Me. Every night. Down t'the pub.
- Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:12 am
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Du interrogation der anarky, jjreason, und kidhuman
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2755
Re: Du interrogation der anarky, jjreason, und kidhuman
Oi've nae seen tha' much hatred from one man since Rory O'Coughlan found Finnegan O'Flannigan in bed with his twin teenage daughters! O'course, who could blame Finnegan fer nae passin' up an oppurtunity like that! Those red headed lasses were fine!
- Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:03 am
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!
- Replies: 208
- Views: 86466
Re: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!
Saint's preserve us! Ye let one fuckin' dago in and yui've got the whole fuckin' lot of em makin' like tis Ellis Island! Sweet jaesus, tis nae long before yui've got a plumber's mafia in here!
- Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:58 am
- Forum: tv shows
- Topic: official redheaded chick from mythbusters appreciation topic
- Replies: 35
- Views: 24115
Re: official redheaded chick from mythbusters appreciation topic
Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:She's not Kari Byron, but Alex Sim-Wise is pretty damn close. And naked, which is more than we can say for Kari.
Tha' fiery haired lass tents up me prick like a flag inna stiff wind! Bless her 'eart! Oi've half a mind to go rub one out in the pub WC right now! Blimey!
- Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:52 am
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: I know you all hate Mario and Luigi
- Replies: 55
- Views: 11432
Re: I know you all hate Mario and Luigi
Aye! And fuck the Dutch as well! 'specially them what can fly! Filthy Dutch wankers! Begorrah!!
- Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:48 am
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Attention all characters
- Replies: 48
- Views: 29821
Re: Attention all characters
Luigi wrote:Its not a a zoo, its a da jungle in here, like a Snigtads mama's hairy a bush
Jaesus, you fuckin dagos'll go down on anybody, won't ye? Tis why ye lost WWII, innit? Filthy buggers.