the vynsane asylum

I really WAS the funniest part of the Naked Gun movies.

LAS VEGAS - Investigators questioned O.J. Simpson and named him a suspect Friday in a break-in at a casino hotel room involving sports memorabilia. The break-in was reported at the Palace Station casino late Thursday night, police spokesman Jose Montoya said. He said investigators determined the br...

I never owned this car:



BUT, if I DID, it got shitty gas mileage.

I swear I don't have a computer. I have no idea what the internet is, and I can't type emails or word documents. I am not writing my book about how I would've killed my wife and Ron Goldman if I had done it on a Lenovo Thinkpad 3200 running Windows XP Service Pack 2 with a dual-boot of Suse Linux 10...

I swear I didn't make a Ham Sandwich. I didn't make it with Boar's Head Ham, Alpine Lace Swiss cheese, red-leaf lettuce, and Grey Poupon Mustard.

I didn't put it on ciabatta bread, and I didn't have it with a pickle.

BUT if i DID, it was delicious.