the vynsane asylum

Thank you, Batman. Vynsane.com is now a sovereign website and the laws of the United States of Kool-Aid Drinking Obama Lugnuts no longer apply here. Effective June 1 (retroactive), all forumites must now hold a valid passport in order to post here, and must surrender their passport to any former mem...

A foreign national... here? Jargo--if that is indeed your name--you will have to sign a pledge that you are for us, not against us. For the duration of your stay here, we reserve the right to monitor all your phone calls, videotape you eating breakfast in the nude and posting it to YouTube, and forc...

Of course, her favorite tune is the one even grandmas can name, so this reporter is guessing she'd never heard anything else by them before. That's hardly a valid assumption. I know and love all of their songs. I love "Rock and Roll All Night," and I love that slow song they did, and I lo...

I would like to take a moment to reassure all members of the vynsane.com forums that there is absolutely no threat presented by any so-called Minions of Douche, Scions of Douche, or Legions of Douche. I base this upon a document prepared for us recently entitled, "Minions, Scions, and Legions o...

Sambo, you are a stereotypical insult to African-Americans everywhere. Although I cannot truly experience reading your nonsense from the perspective of a black person, my good friend, Colin Powell, who happens to be black, tells me that you make him sick. Please keep in mind that the outdated consti...

We in the United States Federal Government appreciate your concern with this pressing problem for civilized peoples of all colors everywhere, but especially the white ones here in the US. Rest assured, "anarky," that, given the threat posed by this "Snigtad Flornbi," we will imme...

Racism is a horrific fact of life in the United States, a sad reality which we must deal with.

Of course, being a white man, I personally am not affected. However, this does not mean that I do not sympathize with those who are of the minority persuasion.

While I am flattered by your, um, attentions, I must respectfully say, "Eww and eww." What you are suggesting is an affront to God and nature. You see, I am straight, which means I am only interested in women. Please don't take it personally, but I don't swing that way.

Thank you, Donald. If you ever decide to come back to the Pentagon, there will be a home for you. We can definitely use more clear thinking like yours.

How did it get this bad? I mean, how does someone allow their fairly normal (albeit R-rated) forum to go from inane conversation to a confusing mess, written by Mark Millar and orchestrated by a bunch of cartoon characters and Action Online? In answer to your question, this was entirely the fault o...