the vynsane asylum

I don't get it.

If you replace "Svetonivs" with "aliens," guess what? You've proven that all surviving records of ancient Rome were written by an extraterrestrial intelligence.

anarky wrote:Second post: I just got home from watching John Carter.

That movie was so unbelievable. People can't go to Mars by using the handheld devices wielded by alien "Therns."

Everyone who looks at the evidence knows that those devices are tuned to Thern thought waves.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Ima.

Ima who?

If you replace the word "Ima" in this joke with "extraterrestrial beings," you've just proven the existence of aliens!

I know what all of you think I'm going to say here, in light of Michael Bay's changing "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" to, apparently, "Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles," or even just "Alien Ninja Turtles." After all, the thing I'm most famous for is pointing out how everythi...

The first post of this thread is irrefutable evidence that there are no Target stores in Romania.

Also aliens.

If you replace "robot" in the preceding post with "alien," you've just proven that average people believe Dick Clark was an alien! It's so obvious. There's really no other option when it comes to processing the facts at hand.

If you replace "Super Heroes" with "aliens," you've just proven that homosexuals are actually the result of alien experimentation for some purpose we can't understand until the aliens return. There is no other way to see it unless you have your head in the sand!

Stupid liberal, wanting everyone to hand out their shit to you. If you replace the word "liberal" with "alien," we have absolute proof that early man was enslaved by extraterrestrials who fed on human excrement. Further, the very next sentence provides irrefutable evidence that ...

If you take the third panel and replace "Rorschach" in Dr. Manhattan's first speech balloon with "early humans," and add "without help from us, aliens from Stavromula Beta" after the word "civilization," you have proof that aliens from Stavromula Beta helped e...

If you take the title of this thread and replace the words "Short Round" with "proof of extraterrestrial involvement in building the monuments of the ancient world," then you have proof that Machu Picchu was built by aliens! It's the only explanation you can possibly come to!

Men in Black and The Matrix . The boy hadn't seen either one, so I had to educate him. Still trying to get him to watch Aliens. He should watch aliens whenever possible, Mr. Tomassi. It will help him out in history class. Thomas Jefferson was from Betelgeuse, you know. It's the only explanation. If...