the vynsane asylum

You betcha!!!

I'm gonna be dressin' up as Tina Fey, don'tcha know! When I saw her impression o' me, I just laughed and laughed. I didn't hear what she said 'cause Todd and I were makin' another retarded baby and we had the sound off but, ya know, that's my plan, you betcha!

That's exactly the kind of feminism that I'm runnin' to end, you betcha.

Thank you for the question, anarky, and I wanna give a shout-out to vynsane for hostin' this here debate. The question you asked, ya know, it's gotta be about creatin' jobs and, and, this economic economy, and Rashid Khalidi is Obama's bestest friend, ya know, and this is a problem for the Joe six-p...

But I read you were criticizing the ad earlier. Is this not true? How can you criticize what you have not seen? Sorry for the gotcha question. Yer right. This is the exact kind of gotcha journalism that real Americans don't wanna hear. For the record, though, ya know, I thought I was watchin' the O...

Ya remember the time a few days ago, when one of those liberal elitist journalists was askin' me whether Senator Stevens should be steppin' down, and I wasn't sayin' anythin'? And then a few days later, after they told me what my reaction should be? You betcha!

If you vote for me and John McCain, I'm gonna help all o' ya. That includes vyn the web designer, anarky the whateveranarkydoes, and Joe Biden the cocksucker. You betcha!

Oh, I didn't watch it, ya know. I was too busy bein' exorcised and dodgin' questions and talkin' about Joe the plumber. You betcha!

Oh boy, ya know, I was just thinkin' about how I would be just so blessed if you guys elected me and John McCain on November 4 and I could be one of those them there presidents ya got here, you betcha.

Oh, don'tcha know that masturbatin' is murder? I wanna create a culture of life in America, because of the economy, you know, and the terrorists who are pallin' around with Barack Obama, you betcha.

What happened to the Shamwow guy? I coulda beat him in a debate, you betcha.