the vynsane asylum

Oh, put a sock in it, Jimmy. You never fail to play the martyr card do you? We get it. You were shot in office. You never see McKinley in here whining about it do you? Nor JFK(although, to be fair, he had it coming). And when Lincoln graces us with his presence, it's to impart some folksy homespun a...

Are you, young sir, a Republican in good faith and standing with the party? If so, than you shall have my endorsement and vote forthwith. I bid you good day sir.

We've been having a lot of issues in that Dakota Territory. Especially with them folks out in Deadwood. Now I'm not in the middle of it because frankly I've got more important issues going on with this railroad strike , but my aides have been telling me there are alot of unresolved issues out there.

Lick my boot, Grimlock. Huzzah! I have bit my thumb at a surly, large, incompetent metal dinosaur machinery apparatus. Jolly good! Regardless. I find this internet and website to be quite churlish and invigorating! I am going to pass it along to several of the other Presidents. They should start tr...