the vynsane asylum

Welcome back, my friend! I'll get to that report as soon as I can. I just need to file my notes and wait to get the results to that AIDS test I took, then it's smooth sailing.

While the Grip is on vacation, I've been hitting the campaign trail almost as hard as I've been hitting Sarah Palin. To build on the unfavorable review given by the good Mr. Grin, her snatch smells like the short bus. Cindy McCain, on the other hand... That, my friend, is what we call an ultra-cougar.

Sorry, guys. I've been a little busy lately. Remember that NBC show I did, called "Twenty Good Years?" When I fuck your mother, that's how long her orgasm lasts. Sorry, Grip, if it seemed like I was slacking. But quite the opposite! I'm quite new to this whole endeavor, but this woman call...