the vynsane asylum

Long have I observed you. You are truly a man worthy of a post of honor within the Legions of Douche. Join me, and become my latest Herald. You won't have to be any greater of a douchebag than you already are, but we offer full dental. Oh, and bring The Gerbil with you. I did not know him during my...

Hello, douchebags and douchebagettes! Michael Bay here! Sorry I haven't gotten back to you sooner, but I've been busy filming TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN (Out June 26, 2009 - Mark your calendars!). Anyway, I'm posting here because a rejected script for THE DARK KNIGHT hit the web recently. T...

Here's your update for today!

-Sam Witwicky will have an Asian sidekick named Ching-Chong, played by William Hung.-

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go gargle Jerry Bruckheimer's balls.

Bah! I could've made a better movie than that ! Did you know I was slated to take over the franchise from Joel Schumacher back in '98? I was really excited, because "Batman and Robin" was one of my favorite movies ever. I was going to direct "Batman, Robin and Batgirl", (which wo...

Here's your update for today!

-Arcee will be in "Transformers II". She will be voiced by Paris Hilton, and as a special surprise, she will say "That's hot" at least four times during the course of the movie.-

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make an organic protein shake.

anarky wrote:Great. We have DeadEye, Rob Liefeld, and now fucking Bay? That's like the triumvirate of suck.

The only thing that I suck on is the clitoris, sir.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go videotape my parents having sex and edit it into the "Armageddon" 10th Anniversary Director's Cut DVD.

I can't confirm or deny it, Shitpiece.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to India for some soul searching.

Hi all! Michael Bay here! Production is well under-way for the much anticipated "Transformers" sequel, so I'll provide you lucky fans one new fact per day about the new movie! -"Transformers II" will feature 67% more masturbation jokes!!!- Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go ja...

Santa, I need to know what I'm getting for Christmas this year. I've been a very good boy.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go drink a bottle of purified vaginal juice from the Phillipines.

I, Michael Bay, God and Supreme Being of all I see, forgive you, JJReason.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a shit and smell its awesomeness.

How dare you people make fun of my perfect vision for "Transformers"! I didn't hear Steven Spielberg and Peter Cullen complaining when they sucked my cock for making such an awesome movie!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go feather my pubes.