I ONLY CLICKED BECAUSE...
I REALLY DID HAVE TO POOP. IT WAS A MONSTER DUMP. IT WOULD MAKE GRAMMAR SCHOOL CHILDREN CRY AND NEED THERAPY FROM ONE OF THEM HIPPIE SHRINK LIFE COACHES OR WHUTEVER.
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- Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:59 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: I HAVE TO POOP!!
- Replies: 16
- Views: 6979
- Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:52 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Did you ever "interrupt" your parents?
- Replies: 19
- Views: 4893
Re: Did you ever "interrupt" your parents?
THE BOY WALKED IN ON ME AND OPHELIA GOING AT IT. IT WAS A POSITION OPHELIA CALLS THE AUNT JEMIMA.
IT MUSTA TARMATIZED THE BOY BECAUSE HE JOINED A CONVENT ER SOME SUCH NONSENSE. I ENT HEARD FROM HIM IN YEARS.
IT MUSTA TARMATIZED THE BOY BECAUSE HE JOINED A CONVENT ER SOME SUCH NONSENSE. I ENT HEARD FROM HIM IN YEARS.
- Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:47 pm
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Oregon woman plans to parade topless on July 4
- Replies: 17
- Views: 13648
Re: Oregon woman plans to parade topless on July 4
HAPPY BIRFDAY MMMURRICA!! YOO KICK ALL KINDS OF ASS! I EXSPECIALLY LIKE HOW GEORGE WASHINGTON KICKED ALL THEM ENGLISH INJUNS OUT BECAUSE THEY KILLED THE PILGRIMS WITH POISONED TURKEY LEGS AND THEN HIRED THAT AMISH GIANT TO FREE THE SLAVES SO WE COULD SEND EM ALL TO VIETNAM AND KILL THEM TINY YELLER...
- Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:35 pm
- Forum: food
- Topic: Ahhh so....Chinese!
- Replies: 12
- Views: 10666
Re: Ahhh so....Chinese!
POTSTICKERS.
DISCUSS.
DISCUSS.
- Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:26 pm
- Forum: food
- Topic: Chef Paula Deen accidentally hit by charity ham!
- Replies: 7
- Views: 8535
Re: Chef Paula Deen accidentally hit by charity ham!
I LERRRRVE ME SOME JIMMAH DEEN SAASAGE.
THE ERNLY THING WHAT ANNOYS ME IS THAT THEY ONLY PUT TWO DOZEN PATTIES IN A BOX. I SHOULDNT HAVE TO BUY THREE BOXES TO ENJOY MUH DAMN BREAKFAST.
NOW. IF Y'ALL WILL EXCUSE ME, I'VE GOT TO GO POOP A TREETRUNK SIZED POOP.
*FAAAAARRRRRRT*
THE ERNLY THING WHAT ANNOYS ME IS THAT THEY ONLY PUT TWO DOZEN PATTIES IN A BOX. I SHOULDNT HAVE TO BUY THREE BOXES TO ENJOY MUH DAMN BREAKFAST.
NOW. IF Y'ALL WILL EXCUSE ME, I'VE GOT TO GO POOP A TREETRUNK SIZED POOP.
*FAAAAARRRRRRT*
- Sat May 11, 2013 12:25 am
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: Pictures of engorged, erect penises
- Replies: 11
- Views: 8922
Re: Pictures of engorged, erect penises
HAPPY BURTHDAY, OPHELIA MUH DARLIN'!! IF YOU AIN'T JUST THE PURTIEST THANG THIS SIDE OF AN ALL YOO CAN EAT BOOFAY I DON'T WHUT IS. AND SINCE YOU MEAN MORE THAN ANYTHING TO ME IN THIS WORLD... I DONE TOOK A PICTURE OF MUH PENIS AND POSTED IT FER YA HEAR TO ENJOY AND MEBBE FIDDLE YERSELF TO. I ENT SE...
- Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:26 am
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: naked pictures of rollo tomassi!
- Replies: 11
- Views: 3640
Re: naked pictures of rollo tomassi!
GOLDAMN SON. I ENT ONE TER CRITICIZE A MAN BEING ON THE HEAVY SIDE OR NOTHIN' BUT...GOLDAMN! ITS ONE THING FOR A WOMAN TO BE RUBENESQUE. RUBENESQUE. RUBEN SANWICHES. AND SOME SEASALT FRIES. AND SOME FRIED CHICKEN. DAMMIT, NOW IM FEELIN' WHAT THE JEWS REFER TO AS 'PECKISH'. OPHELIA!! WHIP ME UP SOME...
- Fri May 11, 2012 10:31 am
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
- Replies: 252
- Views: 64007
Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
HAPPY BIRFDAY, OPHELIA MY SWEET! TONIGHT YER GETTING THE SPECIAL BIRFDAY SEX!! I GOTS YA SUMTHIN SPECIAL FROM VICTOR-YAS SECRET TA WEAR INNA BEDROOM. I ALSO ORDERED SUMTHIN FROM THAT ADAM'N'EVE CATALOG YOO LIKE TO DIDDLE YERSELF TO IN THE JOHN. THIS YEAR WE'RE GONNA GET KINKY AND DO IT IN THE BOY'S...
- Sat May 05, 2012 12:02 am
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: HALP! I THANK I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!!
- Replies: 24
- Views: 5484
Re: HALP! I THANK I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!!
DONT YOU SASS ME, BOY! DON'T YOU WHATEVAH ME! DON'T YOU DARE!!
MY DRILL INSTRUCTOR IN THE ARMY HAD A NAME FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU! HE MOST CERTAINLY DID. YOU AND ALL YOUR KIND. YA KNOW WHAT HE CALLED YOU WEIRDOS?
LIMEYS.
MY DRILL INSTRUCTOR IN THE ARMY HAD A NAME FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU! HE MOST CERTAINLY DID. YOU AND ALL YOUR KIND. YA KNOW WHAT HE CALLED YOU WEIRDOS?
LIMEYS.
- Fri May 04, 2012 11:57 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: since we're all friends here, you should know
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1773
Re: since we're all friends here, you should know
ZAPHOD, YOU REMIND ME OF MY OWN BOY. BEFORE HE DONE RUN OFF TO WHATEVER HEATHEN LIFESTYLE HE CHOSE. WITH LOOSE WOMEN AND DRUGS AND COLLEGE BOOK LEARNIN' AND SUCH. TAINT NO GOOD'LL COME OF IT AN HE WORRIES HIS POOR MOTHER SO. WE ENT HEARD FROM THAT NO GOOD LITTLE SACK O SHIT IN YEARS. I ASK YA, WHAT...
- Fri May 04, 2012 11:50 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: HALP! I THANK I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!!
- Replies: 24
- Views: 5484
Re: HALP! I THANK I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!!
DON'T BE MAKIN' FUN OF MY CORPULENCE, YOU SUMBITCH!
A GLANDULAR CONDITION IS NOT A CHOICE. PEOPLE ARE BORN FAT AND CAINT HELP BEING THE WAY THEY ARE!
UNLIKE BEING A QUEER, WHICH IS A DEVIANT LIFESTYLE CHOICE FER THEM WHAT HASN'T FOUND JESUS.
A GLANDULAR CONDITION IS NOT A CHOICE. PEOPLE ARE BORN FAT AND CAINT HELP BEING THE WAY THEY ARE!
UNLIKE BEING A QUEER, WHICH IS A DEVIANT LIFESTYLE CHOICE FER THEM WHAT HASN'T FOUND JESUS.
- Fri May 04, 2012 11:38 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: HALP! I THANK I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!!
- Replies: 24
- Views: 5484
Re: HALP! I THANK I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!!
WE TRIED TO CARCH A GAY ONCE. WE DONE SET TRAPS N'EVERTHING. HE KEP COMIN' ROUND THE HOUSE SNIFFIN AFTER THE BOY WITH HIS SWEATER VEST AND HIS PARTED HAIR AND HIS VOCAB-YOU-LARRY. HE SAID HE WAS "HELPING" THE BOY WITH HIS "HOMEWORK" BUT I TOLD OPHELIA THAT'S JUST QUEER CODE FER ...
- Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:41 am
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: I hate fat guys
- Replies: 13
- Views: 5012
Re: I hate fat guys
WHAT THE F--OH MAN, FUCK ALL Y'ALL!
I ENT GOTTA *hork* ptui STAND FOR THIS CRAP.
OPHELIA! BRING ME A STICK O' BUTTAH TO NOSH ON WHILE I WATCH AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL AND IMAGINE ALL THEM SKINNY FRENCH FRIES ON THERE COVERED IN MAPLE SYRUP.
I ENT GOTTA *hork* ptui STAND FOR THIS CRAP.
OPHELIA! BRING ME A STICK O' BUTTAH TO NOSH ON WHILE I WATCH AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL AND IMAGINE ALL THEM SKINNY FRENCH FRIES ON THERE COVERED IN MAPLE SYRUP.
- Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:52 pm
- Forum: bugs!!!
- Topic: You know what this board needs?
- Replies: 32
- Views: 19743
Re: You know what this board needs?
IF'N YER TALKIN' ABOUT THAT SUMBITCH IDJIT SON OF MINE, Y'AINT GOT TO WORRY ABOUT HIM POSTIN' NONE MORE OF HIS IDJIT TALK. ME AN OPHELIA GOT HIM IN ONE A THEM THAR 'PRAY THE GAY AWAY' CAMPS. HE INSISTED HE TWERENT GAY, BUT HE DONE ASKED FER GLEE SEASON 1 DVD FER CHRISTMAS, SO'S I KNOWED HE WAS LYIN...
- Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:02 pm
- Forum: comedy
- Topic: Inappropriate Comedy Routine
- Replies: 6
- Views: 5399
Re: Inappropriate Comedy Routine
SPEAKIN' O BEANS, WHADDYA CALL AN UNDOCUMENTED BEAN PICKER FROM MEXICO WORKING IN FIELDS IN MISSOURAH? GIVE UP? PEDRO!! HAW HAW!! WAIT. DID I TELL THAT WRONG? WHADDYA CALL A MEXICAN BEAN PICKER? NO. WAITASEC. WHADDYA CALL A GUY NAMED PEDRO...AW FUCK. THAT T'AINT IT NEITHER. ANYWAYS, IT'S A JOKE WHA...