the vynsane asylum

Vhy are you always picking on that nice little Jewish boy, Robin? Heh? Vhat did he ever do to you meshuggas? Heh!? You should all be klöpt vith your gmuchas and your vistoli.

Vhat? They killed that little schmützen vith the adorable little pooper? That's chäpochki!! I vīll miss her schmoygen bobbin on my kibtzel.

Vhats vith the choices in this election, heh? A muslim and a douche. Or an Irishman and a chick. It's like they dont vant the Jew vote or what? And vhats vith that Tina Fey broad? She's like schnuptik in a vitzelleh! By the vay, I'm voting for the MILF with the sugartits. Those are nice, heh?

Vhat kind of a show has the mutzël vith the piemaking, heh? The next thing you know, they're gonna have meshuganas on the TeeVee!



And check out the kiputzels on the blondie! Hubba hubba!

Vhy are you alvays picking on that nice jewish boy, Robbie?

He's such a schmekelah, heh?

Oye! Vhat's Donald Rumsfield kvitching vith the moischen?



Oye gevalt! Use some saykhel, vhy don't you Michael Moore.

Oye! Vhat's vith all the schmitzing? My fakkata is blazazzel in schfitzer. We'll tawk later.



Oye, my lumbago is killin me!