The Brown Side of the Farts flows strongly through you, so says the Dark Lord of the Shit!
Also, I'm making a MINT off those magnets and buttons, and absolutely NONE of it is going to colorectal cancer.
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- Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:36 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: BM
- Replies: 406
- Views: 110341
- Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:35 am
- Forum: movies
- Topic: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
- Replies: 2023
- Views: 237471
Re: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
There has been an awakening..... Have you smelt it?
- Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:37 pm
- Forum: dare to be stupid
- Topic: The funny ass picture thread
- Replies: 893
- Views: 181111
Re: The funny ass picture thread
THAT'S NO MOON - IT'S A TURD! IT'S A PLANE! IT'S... POOPERMAN!Zaphod wrote:behold the supermoon!!!
- Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:33 pm
- Forum: comic books
- Topic: Good ideas for new Characters
- Replies: 35
- Views: 13077
Re: Re:
You bet'cher ass!Rollo Tomassi wrote:"Beware! The BumToucher!!"
- Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:02 am
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: NASA to send R2 to ISS as permanent resident
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2936
Re: NASA to send R2 to ISS as permanent resident
No, he dumped me. JUST LIKE THE DUMP I TOOK ON YOUR LAWN!!!anarky wrote:You still dating that guy from West Virginia, you know, the one with the scary acne scars all over his body?
She has lobsters now.How's your sister; she still have crabs?
- Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:22 am
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Director Kevin Smith Kicked Off Plane for Being Too Fat
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3445
Re: Director Kevin Smith Kicked Off Plane for Being Too Fat
You better believe I had a hand in it. As well as a foot! It was squishy.vynsane wrote:plus, i like to think we had a hand in making 'zack and miri' because of the phantom manass.
- Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:59 am
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: The Bionic Ass
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1772
Re: The Bionic Ass
Little do you all know, but Galvin is actually an apprentice I've been grooming for quite some time. Everything is proceeding according to my vision. This anus will be a POWERFUL ally in the defense of the Brown Side of the Farts. The precision that these electrodes lend to Galvin's bowels was here...
- Thu May 28, 2009 11:04 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Phantom manass sighting??
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3516
Re: Phantom manass sighting??
Darth Turdanus: Execute order Shitty Shit. Wipe them off, all of them.
- Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:59 pm
- Forum: toys
- Topic: star wars "saga"
- Replies: 1934
- Views: 272624
Re: star wars
I expect the forthcoming Darth Turdanus figure to fly off shelves. The Shit are not pegwarmers! The Brown Side will see to that.
- Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:54 pm
- Forum: food
- Topic: Bacon Explosion
- Replies: 9
- Views: 8190
Re: Bacon Explosion
This Bacon Explosion caused a series of secondary explosions in the Heiny sector of the Mypants galaxy.
- Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:48 pm
- Forum: announcements
- Topic: Couple's noisy sex woke their deaf neighbour
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1131
Re: Couple's noisy sex woke their deaf neighbour
Through the Brown Side I can see what they are not telling you: The couple engages in coprophelia. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
- Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:43 pm
- Forum: movies
- Topic: Who watches the Watchmen?
- Replies: 105
- Views: 19452
Re: Who watches the Watchmen?
This was a very good movie. I especially liked the sex scene.
Um.
Fart. Or something. I don't know.
Um.
Fart. Or something. I don't know.
- Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:42 pm
- Forum: the daily scribble
- Topic: keepin' my scribble hand strong...
- Replies: 198
- Views: 88995
Re: keepin' my scribble hand strong...
Ah! General Grievous, the most flatulent cyborg I ever met. It was an honor to inhale his ass-cloud. Your vapors will not be forgotten, my fallen pupil.
- Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:39 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Your daily dose of Smooooooth
- Replies: 32
- Views: 12128
Re: Your daily dose of Smooooooth
Nothing is as smooth as a shit over warm toilet water.
- Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:36 pm
- Forum: general discussion
- Topic: Phantom manass sighting??
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3516
Re: Phantom manass sighting??
Turdeto, the Brown Side flows STRONGLY through you. You will make a great Dark Lord of the Shit. From this moment on you will be known asTurdeto wrote:Ha-Ha-Ha-Hooooo! Good answer!
DARTH TURDANUS